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***Official Insider Information Weekly Mailbag 02-19-2020***

Thoughts on This Week's Mailbag

  • Motel 6 has a ballroom?!?

    Votes: 3 18.8%
  • Neanderthugs? Hawkeye fans won't like them at all.

    Votes: 3 18.8%
  • Where is the @cowgirl picture Pants promised us?

    Votes: 8 50.0%
  • These guys have no idea what a carbon monoxide tester is, like, at all.

    Votes: 6 37.5%
  • The Insider Information Crew delivers another kick to the giant butts of the competition.

    Votes: 7 43.8%
  • A religion centered around Pants? Where do I sign up?! (to be removed from their mailing list)

    Votes: 3 18.8%
  • How many pocket pussies would Pants have to use daily in his lifetime to go through all 40,000?

    Votes: 3 18.8%
  • Shannon Woodward is a babe. I bet I could get her with a piece of cheese.

    Votes: 4 25.0%
  • Men are way dumber than the Insider Information crew give them credit for.

    Votes: 7 43.8%
  • Being able to see air is overrated.

    Votes: 5 31.3%

First and foremost, a few links:
Our official question submissions thread: https://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/th...n-weekly-mailbag-questions-submission.251174/

Link to last five mailbags (if bored and need some reading material):
https://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/threads/official-insider-information-weekly-mailbag-01-15-2020.254348/
https://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/th...information-weekly-mailbag-01-22-2020.254482/
https://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/th...information-weekly-mailbag-01-29-2020.254609/
https://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/th...information-weekly-mailbag-02-05-2020.254733/
https://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/th...information-weekly-mailbag-02-12-2020.254868/

Insider Information Weekly Mailbag 02-19-2020
Presented by Motel 6. The official motel of the Tetris World Championships.
With special guest Doc


@jcyclonee getting us started this week: An African or Indian elephant?
Doc:
I’m gonna go with Indian because the best things about elephants is the fable about all of the blind men touching it in different spots and thinking it’s different things and I think that came from Gandhi.
Pants: Jesus, did we have to start off with a racist one??
GTO: How about the Great American white elephant? Your mom!
Doc: Fanatics, I tried to bring some class to the mailbag this week, but I’m only one man.
Pants: Class has no place in this hellscape of misfits and dirtbags.

@Sigmapolis asks: What is your favorite cult and why?
Pants:
When I was in elementary school, I tried to create a religion if worship of me and just had the name be mostly my last name with -ite after it. It didn’t take off like I hoped it would. So probably The Brethren, because they’re just a bunch of lazy trash monsters, like me.
Doc: Children of God. They’ve been through a rebrand or two and are now known as “The Family”. They gave us Joaquin Phoenix and Christopher Owens, the frontman of the band “Girls”. They also believe that, if you happen to be one of those people that pleasures themselves, that you should imagine a deity there with you, helping you, as they say, “make the axhead float”. If you are a man you are supposed to pretend you are a woman because Jesus remains a man all of the time. Which is kind of cool. I think it’s important that we listen to other perspectives and viewpoints such as these.
GTO: Heaven’s Gate - for real. If you’re going the crazy cult route, go all the way committing mass suicide thinking that a spaceship is coming on the tail of a comet to pick up your spirit. Their logo game was on point as well:
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@jcyclonee again: We just booked our family spring break trip to Mexico. How many of us come back alive this year?
GTO:
This sounds just like the Donner Party, except people are served with a side of tortillas and refried beans. I say just 3 come back: you, the wife, and favorite kid.
Doc: My heart says 5, but my head says 3.
Pants: There’s 5, right? So 4 come back. Your son will disappear after trying to box a cartel with Hulk boxing gloves. @boxster is a pro with Mexico though. He could probably do an excursion to find your son.

@Angie with the follow up: Relevant question: are you taking your own carbon monoxide tester?
Doc: Is this important when going to Mexico?
Pants:
Is this like a breathalyzer?
GTO: No, not a breathalyzer. The carbon monoxide tester is the one that is used to determine who “dealt it”. A bit more scientific than just assigning blame to whoever smelled it.
Doc: If you light a fart on fire and it burns blue, it is clean. Orange means it has CO in it.
GTO: Are clean farts kind of like “clean coal”?
Pants: Kind of, but only because, like with dirty coal, you can clean dirty farts with soap and water.

@BCClone asks: Can you have too much of a good thing?
Pants:
Only if you’re me, and feel like you have to be punished for when things go well.
Doc: Yes, you sure can. Everything in moderation is my rule. A man has to have a code.
GTO: Remember death by snu-snu?
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NCAA mulling over one time transfer freebee

Possible rule change on transfers for 2020-21. Didn't see this posted and thought maybe deserved it's own thread. Seems limited to those mutually agreed transfers but still might be a big deal for those individuals.

..........first-time four-year transfers in all sports to compete immediately if they meet the following:
  • Receive a transfer release from their previous school.
  • Leave their previous school academically eligible.
  • Maintain their academic progress at the new school.
  • Leave under no disciplinary suspension.

https://www.si.com/college/2020/02/18/ncaa-transfer-rule-eligibility-change-waiver

And I am out now since this will likely turn into a hate-Prohm rally and EVERYONE will transfer freakout. :oops:
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FS: Big 12 Men's Basketball Tournament Tickets

I will have some extras this year if anyone is interested in going down to Kansas City.

They will be in Section 202, 121 and 105 which pretty much covers all different price points. They will be available for individual sessions or All-Session passes although I would prefer to sell them as All-Session if possible. PM if interested. Hopefully we can get to 6-12 or 7-11 and play on Wednesday and Thursday in Kansas City.

On That Note: Hail to the Chief

Welcome back to On That Note, your weekly CF musical smorgasbord hosted by @MeanDean, @cyclones500 and myself.


With President's Day being yesterday this week's topic will be songs and lyrics that refer to Presidents. The word president is allowed along with songs that refer to president's by their name. A song that happens to include the surname of a president is not allowed. For example, a song that mentions Kennedy must be about President Kennedy.


NO POLITICAL COMMENTARY from the poster about content unless it's a direct quote of the lyrics, which is allowed. And a quote does not necessarily mean anything. "Political Quotes posted are not those of the host, caller or Cyclone Fanatic." Anyone editorializing in their post will receive 3 thumbs down - one each from MD, c5 and CR.


Last Week's Topic: On That Note: P.S. I Hate You

https://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/threads/on-that-note-p-s-i-hate-you.254861/
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Big 12 Wrestling

Casting out to the experts for a forecast of the Big 12 meet. I have never seen the conference this wide open. Certainly, Okie State is my favorite to win it but they are quite vulnerable. ISU and UNI can make a case to win this thing if it falls a certain way. I never would have made this argument a month ago but the performances last weekend gave me reason the re-think this.

What are the thoughts of others?

125 Hoping for 2nd Top 3 at worst?
133. Top 4
141. Chance to win it but no worse than 2nd?
149. Could win it but 2nd or 3rd is likely?
157. Need bonus points as we win it
165 This goes along way to determining if we have a team that can win it. No idea
174 1st, 2nd or 3rd?
184. Coleman has not done much yet but is looking much better at this weight IMO. Can he surprise?
197. Not much expected
Hwt. 1st or 2nd. 3rd is possible but I like our guy over Isley. Orndorff is tough

Coronavirus brought to UNMC in Omaha

Anyone else find it odd that an infectious disease center is located in a largish population area with coast to coast interstate traffic. Seems odd not to find somewhere more remote to quarantine people known to be infected. Also odd to fly people confirmed to have the virus half way across the world. I know UNMC is equipped but they only have 20 rooms in the isolation area.

https://www-ketv-com.cdn.ampproject...ip-brought-to-omaha-diamond-princess/30963793

UNI COVERAGE

Hello everyone. Happy Monday!

I just wanted to drop links to all the things I shared around the internet from yesterday's dual and my post-dual write up. I will have a gallery up at some point, just have to really sort through everything and haven't had time yet.

https://cyclonefanatic.com/2020/02/wrestling-no-19-iowa-state-defeats-no-16-uni-18-16/

We have availability tomorrow so I will have stuff from that then. I also have a few other stuff I'll throw out when I get the chance once I am off work!

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I'm looking for a hitting coach for my daughter

We are by the Ames area and trying to find someone that is a good hitting coach for my daughter. Does anyone on here have anybody they are worked with in recently that they would recommend? She is in 8th grade and can kill the ball when she gets a hold of it but her coach shes had messed with her swing a few years and turned her hitting into more of a bunt style and now she can hardly hit to save her life. And no I don't think she is the next greatest thing to come in softball lol but i do want to get her with someone that can help her become the best she can be and enjoy the sport again. So any help is greatly appreciated.

  • Poll Poll
Reclining on an airplane? and other flying etiquette

Do you recline your seat while flying

  • Yes

    Votes: 52 20.4%
  • No

    Votes: 132 51.8%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 71 27.8%

I’m sure you’ve all seen the video but if not here's a guy that got mad about someone reclining their seat - https://www.independent.co.uk/trave...seat-punch-recline-video-flight-a9333231.html

  • Do you guys recline your seat? What do you think of people that do without asking?

Some other flying etiquette questions:
  • Do you guys ask to leave the windows closed?
  • Who gets the middle armrests?
  • Should first class have a dress code?

Monday OT: (Three) Morning(s) After

In contrast to the "worst love songs of all time" theme from Friday, what are your best love songs? What worked for you on Valentine's Day? Build me a playlist.

Some of my favorite love songs (you can get extra points for YouTube links):

- Maps - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

- Into My Arms - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

- Skinny Love - Bon Iver

- Tessellate - Alt-J

- I'm On Fire - Bruce Springsteen

- You Wreck Me - Tom Petty

- River - Leon Bridges

- Wild Horses - Rolling Stones

- Strange Currencies - R.E.M.

- Rock You Like a Hurricane - Scorpions

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