A few of my favorite CF comments and quotes from April 2019. Some entries are edited for brevity or clarity. If you know of notable quips I missed, post as you wish.
For the next rundup, I might do only one for May thru July. I don’t view as many threads during that part of offseason.
And away we go!
From the thread “First bracketology (for 2020)”
@Cy$: Iowa as a 3 seed? Joe needs to stop drinking.
@cycloneeric: Or at least stop drinking with Jerry Palm.
From the thread “Friday OT: A matter of time”
@RunninMan: The only food I absolutely won't eat is rhubarb. I'm a disappointment to church ladies everywhere.
From the thread “NFL draft 2019”
@GTO: Does South Harmon Institute of Technology have a wide receiver in the draft? Because I'm 100% sure he would be picked before Butler.
From the thread “Friday OT: You’re just a turd out there”
@Angie: Try shaving your knee in the shower while getting everything AND not cutting yourself, and you'll see why I liked it.
@BCClone: I don’t think I have hair on my knees and I’m not pulling my pants down to check.
@coolerifyoudid: The other day while I was getting ready for work, I got a toe hooked on the inseam of my pants while putting a leg in and ended up doing the Humpty Dance in my bedroom.
From the thread “Campustown Question”
@Walden4Prez: I was in Campustown over the weekend and I thought about going into the CVS bathroom and puking in the sink for old times sake.
From the thread “Weekly mailbag rapid-fire”
@jcyclonee: … Wasn’t it decided Fitzy looks like the Crowded House dude?
@Fitzy: I wholeheartedly believe I do not look like that guy.
@cyhiphopp was on bath salts when he said that.
From “Official March Madness Thread”
(following national championship game)
@CyDude16: Sucks to suck, Tech fans.
@awd4cy: If only we could suck like them.
From the thread “Introducing the Kyle Kempt T-shirt”
@GetAwesome: So can I safely presume Kyle is getting a split of this revenue generated? Which obviously will be in the millions.
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@CycloneNorth: When are the Steele Jantz cutoffs coming?
From the thread “Submit questions for 4/10 mailbag”
@coolerifyoudid: What's your cyclonefanatic password? Feel free to put it in a spoiler, so not everyone can see it.
@Fitzy: SPOILER
From the thread “Vacuum recommendations”
@3TrueFans: They all suck.
From the thread “What Could Have Been If…”
@Knownothing: Any big game, I have to watch by myself … If we win, I’m the guy who runs outside and starts screaming. If we lose, I can deal with my emotions and not worry about people who don't get sports.
@jmb: This is almost exactly what I do. I have one guest, typically — a Navy buddy, Captain Morgan.
From the thread “Becoming a fan of a new team”
@I-stateTheTruth: The most natural ways for this to feel comfortable: (1) If you move to a new area and start to attend games (2) If a favorite player goes to a different team … or (3) for extreme cases, if you sleep with a cheerleader of the team, you can develop an affection for that squad.
From the thread ”Official Montgomery and Butler NFL”
@rhoho: With that, round 3 Is over. Does we really have this bad of relationships with NFL?
@Blandboy: We doesn’t.
From the thread “Wheeler impressed by Iowa State”
@ribsnwhiskey: Don’t put anything past Tom Crean. He's a snake. … No offense to snakes.
From the thread “Grassley: I voted 7 times to repeal…”
@3TrueFans: Grassley looking good, doesn't look a day over 200.
@deadeyededric: Show some respect. The man is a Civil War veteran!
From the thread “Insider: Grad transfers & a coaching nugget”
@Dandy: If Lindell comes back, I hope he still buys into the 6th man role. He probably doesn’t start over Haliburton or Nixon and he isn’t a 3. Anyone agree?
@Dandy: You’re an idiot.
