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Jeremy

Jeremy

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Ok, we’ve talked about public restroom experiences, dr offices experiences, etc but it’s time for YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING EVENT — ever.

I put a lot out on my story lately so I’m not going first but have a pretty bad one I’ll add later.
 
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Oh come on, you guys have shared how you use a public restroom inappropriately but won’t spills the beans on something else?

I have literally nothing to do in this hospital bed for the next couple days but look forward to CF shenanigans.
 
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Working at Fareway as a kid, you kind of get into a lull saying the same thing over and over again. Definitely told a woman "have a good day, sir!" and then realized it and then shouted "UM, I MEAN, UH, LADY!!".
 
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Jeremy said:
Oh come on, you guys have shared how you use a public restroom inappropriately but won’t spills the beans on something else?
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Haha I didn’t do that!

All I’ll say is when I was in DM and working downtown, had a digestive problem at lunch that left me in a restroom with some clothing issues. Had a coworker bring my car and we never talked about it again. Don’t know what happened but think


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Fine, I’ll go first.

Was at a church for my grandpas funeral. Went to the bathroom and an old guy that couldn’t see well and was weak was nearly in tears tugging at his zipper. He had his left testicle stuck in the zipper.

I’m way to nice and helped him breaking it free. Yeah, I touched an old wrinkly prune.l with my head and eye level.

Still have nightmares.
 
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Jeremy said:
Fine, I’ll go first.

Was at a church for my grandpas funeral. Went to the bathroom and an old guy that couldn’t see well and was weak was nearly in tears tugging at his zipper. He had his left testicle stuck in the zipper.

I’m way to nice and helped him breaking it free. Yeah, I touched an old wrinkly prune.

Still have nightmares.
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Did you look around to make sure nobody else was available?
 
In elementary school, probably 2nd-3rd grade, I got a pair of those tear-away pants for Christmas, you know the ones with the buttons that go all the way up each side - thought they were the coolest thing.

That was until I wore them to school the next week and some ******* yanked em all the way off at the bus stop, right as the bus had pulled up... 2nd grade me didn't even consider wearing gym shorts under them, so there i was in my tighty-whities. Pretty sure I never wore those to school again after that.
 
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I've been playing guitar for about 20 years now. The first time I ever played in public it was one of those Jazz In July events they used to have around Des Moines.

My teacher asked me to come and play with his band one song. I had been taking lessons for about a year and was decent at rhythm guitar by that point but my lead skills were novice level.

Everything was going fine during the song, then all of a sudden he looks down at me and tells me to play a solo. I was so nervous and shaky my fingers would barely move where I wanted them to go.

It was the most cringeworthy solo ever, think Nick Jonas at the ACM awards. I was at least in key but it was awful.

My next lesson he says " You did well but you weren't quite ready for that solo yet huh". We both laughed about it, Baptism by Fire I guess was his motto.
 
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In elementary school, probably 2nd-3rd grade, I got a pair of those tear-away pants for Christmas, you know the ones with the buttons that go all the way up each side - thought they were the coolest thing.

That was until I wore them to school the next week and some ******* yanked em all the way off at the bus stop, right as the bus had pulled up... 2nd grade me didn't even consider wearing gym shorts under them, so there i was in my tighty-whities. Pretty sure I never wore those to school again after that.
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Had basically the exact same thing happen to me in Gym class in kindergarten.
 
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Oh my gosh, I have the best one! With a life lesson thrown in.

I was working for a day in an inner-city hospital in Birmingham doing an inspection of sorts. I was literally the only white person I saw all day. Life lesson #1 was that I had a small taste of what it is like to look different than everyone around you and how uncomfortable that can be. Any way, I am eating lunch in the hospital cafeteria and I've got my very southern tray of food and I am looking for a table in a corner where I can sit and read my newspaper and have no one see me. That's when the heel of my shoe plants and I start going down. It is the most SPECTACULAR fall that you've ever seen. I didn't go down right away, but instead flailed my arms and fell down in slow motion where my entire tray of food is surrounding me. The food is some sort of stewed tomato thing that goes EVERYWHERE. (I bet people still talk about that white lady who fell like that.) As soon as I hit the floor the sweetest boy around 15 or so is at my side concerned if I am hurt. He insists on helping me up and then everyone is worried that I am hurt and insistent that I get a new tray of food. Life lesson #2, there's NO way a 15 year old in Iowa would be the first to someone's side if that happened. Anyway, I have to get a new tray of food because these nice people insisted on it and I manage to make it the rest of the day without falling on my ass. I still think about that kid and how exceptionally nice he was.
 
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Jeremy said:
Fine, I’ll go first.

Was at a church for my grandpas funeral. Went to the bathroom and an old guy that couldn’t see well and was weak was nearly in tears tugging at his zipper. He had his left testicle stuck in the zipper.

I’m way to nice and helped him breaking it free. Yeah, I touched an old wrinkly prune.l with my head and eye level.

Still have nightmares.
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You should probably reconsider starting this thread.....o_O ;)
 
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Working in Dahls produce during the summer in college. Needed to fart so I just let it go since nobody was around. Well, the fart turned into squirts that absolutely exploded all down my tan pants. I went to the bathroom. a little old lady saw it. walked out of the store, went home to change, and came back. Boss didn't know I left.
 
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One of the jobs I took early in my career, like almost 25 years ago, was with a company in Chicago. It was literally my first week on the job and in my position I was in charge of coordinating the delivery of a huge number of promotional/marketing catalogues. Our building was on S. Clark right in the middle of the Loop. After learning that the truck had arrived and was out front, I went down from the 28th floor to oversee the delivery. As they lowered the pallet stacked with catalogues out of the back of the truck, it broke, the pallet crashed, and there were hundreds of catalogues spilled all over one of the busiest streets in downtown Chicago. Cars honking, people yelling, I'm scrambling trying to get things cleared from the street, in a suit and tie mind you, and I look up and on the sidewalk heading towards the building looking right at me is the president of our company, who'd just welcomed me aboard a few days earlier. Good times.
 
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Jeremy said:
Ok, we’ve talked about public restroom experiences, dr offices experiences, etc but it’s time for YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING EVENT — ever.

I put a lot out on my story lately so I’m not going first but have a pretty bad one I’ll add later.
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yea...my worst is something i honestly cannot for the life of me spill on a message forum haha
 
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