How about this: He stays, and announces his decision by tweeting out a picture of himself in the new football uniforms. Two birds with one stone.
No, because then there's a meltdown that he's quitting basketball all together, then probably some moron from Hokdom logs in after following this thread post by post to take a dig at ISU. Then the thread adds 50 pages in one hour because of two posters arguing over whether or not a recruit from 2020 is a valid 3 or 4 star, depending on the website that's never all that accurate anyway.
It's a vicious cycle.