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thunderdave

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Apr 14, 2006
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Which name is going to pop up today so that we may run with it in both positive and negative posts?
I think it's just a matter of time.
We've been doing this for the last week or so.
 
Ok, I'm down.

This just in from my ***: Norm Chow is rumored to be a candidate for Head Coach at ISU.

Positives for Chow: He's coached in college and pros.

Negative: His last name reminds me of dog food.
 
Norm Chow hates children, dogs, and old people. We have alot of old people who are big donors and if the HC hates them, they probably will not donate anymore.

Therefore, we just can't afford to hire Norm Chow. It's too risky.
 
He's got the Purina deal in the bag...probably will lead to a checkerboard end zone.
 
chuckd4735 said:
Lets go with Norm Chow!
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Actually, I heard it was Chow Yun Fat.
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Norm Chow has been tentatively interviewed by VTC prior to breakfast (Nancy Clark rumor.).

He has been seen in the last hour going to McDonalds in a Hummer. He is appear to be wearing a cardinal red short sleeve shirt. He appears to be trailed by several cars including a horde of "Heat Seeking Coach Committee" members in Ram Charger pickup, but we cannot completely confirm. The paparozzi reporters are definitely in a third car, a Taurus, back from the Rag and Gazette. Looks like Peter Caroll is in the fourth car, a 1964 Stingray Corvette.
 
Chow is the Man. Chow Down Clones. Do the Chow with Man Chow. Mangino versus Chow. The Chowinators. Norman and His Gang. NC will do it if nobody can. The Chowster. ChowTime. Rustle up some Bone Clone Chow.

Hey, I like it. Go with Chow today.
 
I heard Daunte Culpepper wants to come back to the midwest. Miami isn't panning out like he thought it would.
 
Hey, I'd take a man from a van down by the river. Our team would suck, but at least we could smile at coach's crazy antics and wonder why he doesn't die of a heart attack on the spot.
 
I'd convert to a Hawk & Husker fan if we hired the sissy-baby-cry-whiner that is Daunte Culpepper.

I said back in the summer that Carson Palmer and Drew Brees would both recover and do fine (they are) and Culpepper wouldn't (he isn't).

Even Dan McCarney would question Daunte's mental toughness.
 
Why the hate on Daunte, ISUFan?
 
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