Where you at?

[dmclone]

I'm left handed but I bat right......not sure if that matters. G6 if there is water there. I like to stand to the right of the toilet bowl for some reason. Although if that cat was there watching me, I'd probably sit.

 

[deadeyededric]

I like to piss outside when the weather is decent. Right off my back porch.

 

[Cyclonscin]

Enjoy that much current now while you’re young, my man.

I'm tall, so I mostly rely on gravity to do the heavy lifting for me.

OK, speaking as someone who sits to pee, why is this important?!

It's not, but it's fun!

 

[nfrine]

Rim shot only...according to my spouse.

 

[IlliniCy]

My wife will tell you I'm a M5.

 

[CYCLNST8]

Wherever the poop stains are from my earlier visit.

Good to know I'm not alone.

 

[BCClone]

On that cat. I dislike cats.

 

[cmjh10]

OK, speaking as someone who sits to pee, why is this important?!

Because guys are easily entertained. Plus we like doing cool things with our manhoods.

 

[JM4CY]

OK, speaking as someone who sits to pee, why is this important?!

You’ve been around here long enough to know we’ve discussed much dumber things.

 

[JM4CY]

On that cat. I dislike cats.

What if it attacks your schlong?

 

[BCClone]

What if it attacks your schlong?

I'm going to refrain from the juvenile joke that I want to say right now.

 

[Cyched]

C5 on a normal day

I5, maybe J5 if I'm peeing at night and not wanting to turn the light on

 

[cytor]

Depends... Are we talking 3 am with the lights off? Or 9 am after proper caffeine intake?

 

[coolerifyoudid]

The morning after sex, I've managed to hit E2, J1 and that Engineering sticker at the same time.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

You would think it was the offseason

 

[mcblogerson]

If there’s no poop to pee off, Im going E5 for maximum noise and splash.

 

[KnappShack]

I told my wife if that cat watched me while I piss again he's out of here.

Props to you for getting a piss without stage fright

Goddam cats will stare a hole through your soul.

 

[Jeremy]

My 8 year old is somehow still on a ridiculous -D, -5.

Basically about where the sink would be if a vanity was on the left of the toilet. He somehow breaks the laws of gravity.

 

[gocy444]

F13

 

[Yellow Snow]

Cat