Where Cyclone Larry?

But why would you spend time with your family when you can go on bizarre political rants and spend time bragging with Dan Welter about all the stereotypically upper middle class white guy stuff you do?

Easy choice really....

I mean his political takes are usually pretty spot on. His Hawkeye and CyHawk takes can be rough. Not nearly as bad as they use to be, but still can be.
 
Mike Stout actually ran track at UNI. My wife did too, and when I was explaining the Hawkize thing she started laughing violently. Apparently he was one of the most despised members of the team.

I then joked about how there was nothing more Purple Hawk than being an actual UNI athlete and still being a Hawk fan.

Which my wife did not find amusing.
 
Mike Stout actually ran track at UNI. My wife did too, and when I was explaining the Hawkize thing she started laughing violently. Apparently he was one of the most despised members of the team.

I then joked about how there was nothing more Purple Hawk than being an actual UNI athlete and still being a Hawk fan.

Which my wife did not find amusing.
He scheduled Dan Gable to come talk to the UNI track program without telling anyone and then couldn't figure out why the staff was pissed.

He likes to bring up what a UNI fan he is when things are going good in Cedar Falls and then piles on when they aren't. He's literally the worst.
 
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Have we checked the story county booking lists for around his last tweet? Maybe he got an indecent exposure charge, from The Bridge
 
I mean his political takes are usually pretty spot on. His Hawkeye and CyHawk takes can be rough. Not nearly as bad as they use to be, but still can be.
I don't usually disagree with him politically, but holy cow, step away from the keyboard and take a breath. He nearly had an aneurysm because some random ESPN analyst slighted Riley Moss during the broadcast. He's a condescending douchebag that doesn't have a fun bone in his body.
 
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Mike Stout actually ran track at UNI. My wife did too, and when I was explaining the Hawkize thing she started laughing violently. Apparently he was one of the most despised members of the team.

I then joked about how there was nothing more Purple Hawk than being an actual UNI athlete and still being a Hawk fan.

Which my wife did not find amusing.

How does everyone know he's Hawkize?

Luckily I've missed this cat
 

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