What's wrong with campus toilets?

[JM4CY]

 

[Daphne]

Wait, how is that the point?!

Think about it

 

[FarminCy]

I enjoyed all of it. Is that weird

You be you!! I don’t judge.

 

[cyclone101]

Daphne's profile reminds me of the obviously wayyy out of your league Tinder matches you get and you think, "maybe it's legit... maybe I have a chance!" Then they message you! annnnnd it's a bot.

 

[ISUCubswin]

They’re called industrial toilets. They’re made to handle all jobs. We first got them in the Memorial Union when Panda Express decided to add an extra section for Sushi lovers and, well, the story explains itself from there.

I honestly love the feeling of the flush that feels like a tornado is ripping through the bathroom as I finish relieving myself and prepare for the day.

 

[Clonefan94]

They splash and sometimes even to your face. It's sooooooooo dirty!!! Especially new bathroom on first floor in library, you have to press the button and wait for the flush to splash on your body. And when you pee, it splashes too, coz the waterline is so high. I don't understand why they design it like this and why Iowa state bought them and put them in use. Can anyone tell me why???

Seems to be an issue with you, not the toilet. Sounds like a turd burglar situation.

 

[Cyched]

Daphne's profile reminds me of the obviously wayyy out of your league Tinder matches you get and you think, "maybe it's legit... maybe I have a chance!" Then they message you! annnnnd it's a bot.

 

[Daphne]

They’re called industrial toilets. They’re made to handle all jobs. We first got them in the Memorial Union when Panda Express decided to add an extra section for Sushi lovers and, well, the story explains itself from there.

I honestly love the feeling of the flush that feels like a tornado is ripping through the bathroom as I finish relieving myself and prepare for the day.

Did it also tornadoed your butt?

 

[SCyclone]

Regarding the middle GIF - why in the hell does she open her mouth? Yikes!

 

[SCyclone]

Are these like the stools in the newer highway rest stops? You'd better not be sitting on the seat when you flush, or you're liable to see your nards disappear down the drain.

 

[cyclone101]

Lower your standards, raise your odds!

 

[Doc]

Wait, how is that the point?!

It’s a matter of consent.

 

[cdface]

welcome, Daphne.

while our focus here is on Cyclone sports, we do have some off-topic experts here. paging @ArgentCy , [nearly] master plumber!

 

[MilehighClone]

If still in previous form, I highly recommend using the facilities on the 4th floor(could be 3rd floor) of old East Hall. Plenty of privacy and a history lesson to boot. Should be on everyone’s bucket list before they graduate.

 

[Daphne]

Lower your standards, raise your odds!

What standard to lower? I just dont want what I discharged to come back to my body. You guys are probably being splashed too, it's just that you are wearing pants and you couldn't feel the splash

 

[knowlesjam]

They’re called industrial toilets. They’re made to handle all jobs. We first got them in the Memorial Union when Panda Express decided to add an extra section for Sushi lovers and, well, the story explains itself from there.

I honestly love the feeling of the flush that feels like a tornado is ripping through the bathroom as I finish relieving myself and prepare for the day.

Ah yes...the Fujita Toilet...you must have gotten the F5 model.

 

[JP4CY]

Can this thread over take the stand or sit thread?

 

[Daphne]

welcome, Daphne.

while our focus here is on Cyclone sports, we do have some off-topic experts here. paging @ArgentCy , [nearly] master plumber!

I don't know, there's a "campus life", you tell me what kind of topics can put here?

 

[ca4cy]

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

I had a supercharged toilet in the basement of my old house. I kid you not, when you flushed that bad boy every door in the house slammed shut.