UCONN vs Iowa

[jcyclonee]

Garza is so slow, paint watches him dry.

 

[jcyclonee]

Garza is so slow, his girlfriend has to shave her legs twice waiting for him to finish sprints at the end of practice.

 

[jcyclonee]

Garza is so slow, he can't keep up with the caterpillars living above his eyes.

 

[jcyclonee]

Drawing a charging foul on Garza

 

[CloneLawman]

Luke Garza is slower than a one-legged dog on quaaludes.

 

[GTO]

Luka Garza is so slow instead of Air Jordans he wears Land Jordans.

Luka Garza is so slow he's grown a full beard by the end of the fast break.

Luka Garza is so slow if he were Jesus he would only come back on the 30th day.

 

[CloneLawman]

Luke Garza is so slow that his name means "sloth" in 5 different languages. And we're not talking about Boxster's sloth here, folks.

 

[cycloner29]

Luke Garza is so slow it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

 

[jcyclonee]

Sports reporter - "Luka, What is your dream job?"

Luka - "DMV"

 

[RedDog]

Luka Garza is so slow he gets parking tickets instead of traveling violations.

 

[GTO]

Luka Garza is so slow he is a 14th Day Adventist.

 

[jcyclonee]

If Atlas shrugged, the world would fall.

If Garza shrugged, the world would fall... in a couple millennia.

 

[jcyclonee]

Luka Garza is so slow he is a 14th Day Adventist.

Sticking with the religion theme, this is written -
James 1:19 - This you know, my beloved brethren But everyone must be quick to hear, garza to speak and garza to anger;

 

[jcyclonee]

During track events, Garza's times are measured on a calendar.

 

[GTO]

Luka Garza is so slow you can kill him with some table salt.

 

[kentkel]

Sports reporter - "Luka, What is your dream job?"

Luka - "DMV"

Either that or "Sesame Street Live."

 

[jmb]

Garza is so slow, his girlfriend has to shave her legs twice waiting for him to finish sprints at the end of practice.

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