Tyrese got PAID

[NWICY]

She might get a hangnail. WHO would interrupt Jeopardy with the breaking news and Keith Murphy would tweet #PrayersforCaitlin. Frank Garza would grift donations for her medical expenses and keep the money.

Somebody needs to save this for post of the yr. Nice writing Carvers!!

 

[NWICY]

Anyone know what the story is behind the Travis Kelce connection?

Another successful sports star in a cool bar filled with attractive women?

 

[jsb]

Anyone know what the story is behind the Travis Kelce connection?

Probably the same agent.

 

[TitanClone]

Anyone know what the story is behind the Travis Kelce connection?

Guessing they're in Vegas. Kelce is out there for the match. Niang and Kelce both like to party, good chance they've rubbed shoulders at other events.

 

[Fishhead]

I’m guessing this vaults him to the top of ISU athlete earnings. He won’t even be 30 yet when this contract ends so there could be a couple more. Add in some endorsements and is a billion dollars in career earnings out of reach?

I bet he will eventually be in a Subway commercial like Curry and Barkley

 

[SolarGarlic]

SIAP, but I always find these interesting. Not sure how accurate, but it's probably in the ballpark.

 

[DBQR4CY]

Got a benchwarmer offer for next season.

This the crap that the Sound Off Twitter account will go off about and then rarely say anything about Cyclone actually in the NBA...they fawn over Garza...it's like Frank has something on them.

 

[NWICY]

I know I shouldn't have but sound off last night Garzas contract not a word about the Cyclone contracts. And then the call from the Mensa member that called them Cyclone Homer's for talking about the U19 games Omaha was playing in. I almost thought CF troll call but I think not.

 

[NIClone]

I bet he will eventually be in a Subway commercial like Curry and Barkley

 

[JP4CY]

SIAP, but I always find these interesting. Not sure how accurate, but it's probably in the ballpark.

This was on Dan Patrick the other day. Escrow doesn't necessarily mean he'll lose that.

 

[nfrine]

I bet he will eventually be in a Subway commercial like Curry and Barkley

He's beyond that already...He's doing dog food.

 

[frackincygy]

 

[joefrog]

Not sure if posted, but this is awesome.

Haliburton Purina Ad

 

[CloniesForLife]

This was on Dan Patrick the other day. Escrow doesn't necessarily mean he'll lose that.

What is that escrow?

 

[Royalclone]

He should be able to build a place like this now.

 

[Jeremy]

He should be able to build a place like this now.

Pfft… lake, football field, golf course, pool but couldn’t afford a basketball hoop. Clearly living outside his means.

 

[TitanClone]

He should be able to build a place like this now.

Or buy Marky Mark's place https://www.latimes.com/california/...vish-beverly-park-mega-mansion-for-55-million

 

[Aduhbolu15]

Pfft… lake, football field, golf course, pool but couldn’t afford a basketball hoop. Clearly living outside his means.

Chiefs' Patrick Mahomes can't jet ski, play basketball under contract terms - UPI.com

Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes will have to make some sacrifices after he agreed to a 10-year, $503 million extension. The pact includes clauses that will keep him off jet skis and basketball courts.

www.upi.com

 

[HFCS]

Or buy Marky Mark's place https://www.latimes.com/california/...vish-beverly-park-mega-mansion-for-55-million

If money wasn’t an issue I cannot possibly imagine trading LA ideal weather near coast (never too hot or cold all year) to basically live on the surface of the sun. Palace up in Tahoe area of Nevada I could definitely see even without tax issues. Maybe they aren’t even home that much, I wouldn’t mind it in winters.

 

[Royalclone]

Pfft… lake, football field, golf course, pool but couldn’t afford a basketball hoop. Clearly living outside his means.

I think the basketball court is inside