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If twitter had a manlier name it would be much much more popular. And I have followed Dadboner for awhile. Love to see his updates on crushing beers and scopin babes.

Lol, reminds me of my freshman/sophomore years at ISU when my dad would take me to Ames...

I still don't know how we didn't wreck driving thru campus with all the rubber-necking he was doing.
 
Karl Welzein ‏@DadBoner
Kinda lost track of time. Think the 'shrooms were laced with extra drugs. All of sudden, Cooter's was filled with like a thousand people.

Karl Welzein ‏@DadBoner
Remember playin' Seger's "Shakedown" on my boombox in Cooter's garage with a buncha people. Shotgunnin cold ones. Gettin' down. Real sweaty.

Karl Welzein ‏@DadBoner
Took my shirt off. Some babes started screamin' when they saw the merchandise. Started dancin' so hard. I was red hot like a thousand suns.

Karl Welzein ‏@DadBoner
Guess I got overheated 'cause I had to barf, pronto. Threw up on some guy named Bean Tooth. Got kinda steamed. It was just beer! Jeez.


Fantastic. This should just become a running @Dadboner thread
 
Karl Welzein ‏@DadBoner
Kinda lost track of time. Think the 'shrooms were laced with extra drugs. All of sudden, Cooter's was filled with like a thousand people.

Karl Welzein ‏@DadBoner
Remember playin' Seger's "Shakedown" on my boombox in Cooter's garage with a buncha people. Shotgunnin cold ones. Gettin' down. Real sweaty.

Karl Welzein ‏@DadBoner
Took my shirt off. Some babes started screamin' when they saw the merchandise. Started dancin' so hard. I was red hot like a thousand suns.

Karl Welzein ‏@DadBoner
Guess I got overheated 'cause I had to barf, pronto. Threw up on some guy named Bean Tooth. Got kinda steamed. It was just beer! Jeez.


Fantastic. This should just become a running @Dadboner thread

Color me unimpressed. Hence the no twitter love. I just don't get it. If you want comedy, watch a comedy or go out with a funny friend. Age of the internet is ruining brains

Who thought of this idea that we will let people post what they want, but limit their charectors, and who thinks this is cool to use? hashtag stupid.
 
Color me unimpressed. Hence the no twitter love. I just don't get it. If you want comedy, watch a comedy or go out with a funny friend. Age of the internet is ruining brains

Who thought of this idea that we will let people post what they want, but limit their charectors, and who thinks this is cool to use? hashtag stupid.

An extremely extremely rich man. It is the best way to get information that exists, and I like to sprinkle comedy in there with sports reporters and journalists and the handful of friends I have.

It isn't that it is so much cool, it is just incredibly useful. The short limit guarantees that you can get most of the information you need without having to read 1000 word articles if you don't want to or have time. That is why it is so popular. And since people are always posting, you have a constant stream of information tailored directly to only the things that you have specifically subscribed to.

There is nothing to weed through, and if there is, it is your fault. That is revolutionary. Some dude tweeted the Osama Bin Laden raid as it happened from ******* Pakistan! It is world changing and it's too bad old dudes who are stuck in the mud about it because the name is a high pitched squeaking noise from a bird think it isn't manly enough to deserve their time, because it is really a technological innovation that has changed the way we gather information.
 
An extremely extremely rich man. It is the best way to get information that exists, and I like to sprinkle comedy in there with sports reporters and journalists and the handful of friends I have.

It isn't that it is so much cool, it is just incredibly useful. The short limit guarantees that you can get most of the information you need without having to read 1000 word articles if you don't want to or have time. That is why it is so popular. And since people are always posting, you have a constant stream of information tailored directly to only the things that you have specifically subscribed to.

There is nothing to weed through, and if there is, it is your fault. That is revolutionary. Some dude tweeted the Osama Bin Laden raid as it happened from ******* Pakistan! It is world changing and it's too bad old dudes who are stuck in the mud about it because the name is a high pitched squeaking noise from a bird think it isn't manly enough to deserve their time, because it is really a technological innovation that has changed the way we gather information.

Too long to read. Hashtag I want my info in two lines or less.
 

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