Tron Smith

[FarminCy]

Did I ever tell you about the time Tron forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Tron tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.

 

[Cyclonestate78]

Even Tim Tebow thinks Tron is the second coming.

 

[CYlent Bob]

Even Tim Tebow thinks Tron is the second coming.

*pretty sure I'm going to hell for laughing at this one.......BUT I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF*

 

[Cyclonestate78]

*pretty sure I'm going to hell for laughing at this one.......BUT I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF*

Well... you better pray to Tron and ask for forgiveness. :yes:

 

[cyclone13]

CW, can we ask Tron to pick which one(s) are actually true ?

 

[PabloDiablo]

I heard he counted to infinity twice

 

[Alswelk]

CW, can we ask Tron to pick which one(s) are actually true ?

If so, I know my first question:

Can you create a stone so heavy you can't pick it up?

 

[Cyclonestate78]

CW, can we ask Tron to pick which one(s) are actually true ?

Pretty sure the one involving the giant cake with a stripper inside it is true. It might be best for Tron to not confirm it though for legal purposes.

 

[Cyclonestate78]

I heard he counted to infinity twice

Took the guy 5 minutes.

 

[cjb1978]

Tron Smith can speak Brail, and hear Sign Language.

 

[isucy1234]

I heard the boogie man checks his closet for Tron Smith before he goes to bed.

 

[isucy1234]

Tron is also the reason that Waldo is hiding.

 

[Cyclonestate78]

Tron is also the reason that Waldo is hiding.

Waldo was probably hiding in the cake with the stripper and that is why he can't be found. Think about it. :yes:

 

[Cydkar]

Nobody mentioned TJ Klith as a bodybuilder?

 

[isucy1234]

Waldo was probably hiding in the cake with the stripper and that is why he can't be found. Think about it. :yes:

It all makes so much sense now. I've also heard a rumor that Tron Smith doesn't flush his toilet, he just scares the **** out of it.

 

[SvrWxCy]

Tron actually died a few years ago, however death has been too afraid to tell him...

 

[Cyclonestate78]

It all makes so much sense now. I've also heard a rumor that Tron Smith doesn't flush his toilet, he just scares the **** out of it.

To think I just repped another one of your posts before I saw this beauty....

+1 sir. :biglaugh:

 

[SvrWxCy]

Tron was responsible for the animals we now call giraffes; many years ago he got mad at a horse and punched it in the chin... Therefore creating the giraffe.

 

[SvrWxCy]

Here is a good fact for the MBB team while they are over in Italy; once Tron Smith was over in Italy visiting, he leaned on a building for a few seconds to relax. We now know this building as the Leaning Tower of Pisa...

 

[Cyclonestate78]

When Tron was 5 years old his family went on vacation to Arizona. After many hours in the car they stopped near Winslow, Arizona. Tron was ****** the fam hadn't made it to the Grand Canyon yet so to show his anger he pounded his fist into the ground and the rest was history..... meteor my ***.