pansy.......and wear that new shirt you bought today because the effeminate guy working there thought you were cute and flirted with you--you'll look great out on the course!
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pansy.......and wear that new shirt you bought today because the effeminate guy working there thought you were cute and flirted with you--you'll look great out on the course!
Nah, got Tiger's Sunday polo. :yes:
Too bad apparently his is magic and mine isn't. Hopefully having some new clubs will help out (clubs may be illegal but hey, if I didn't say anything, you'd all never know).
Newsflash--I'm not a great golfer. I'm probably the only person on CF who will admit that he isn't a scratch golfer and doesn't hit 300 yard drives. But I have fun.
I golf for fun. I occasionally crush a drive (drive the green on a par 4, etc.) but I'd be willing to put the suckiness of my short game against anyone on CF's.
I'm an awful golfer. I usually shoot high 40s low 50s on 9 but I love the game and I play all the time.
Golf & sex. You don't have to be good to enjoy it.
Nah - I've openly admitted that as well, although I can hit a drive straight for about 275 or so yards. However, my handicap is so bad I haven't even attempted to calculate it...
Remember how Air Jordan's were supposed to make you jump higher and be a better basketball player?
There are threads all the time about CFers getting together to golf but it doesn't seem to happen often. We should get a CF Official Friday Afternoon Thread golf outing going. That would be cool, and hopefully d-bag free.
Check with your mom and see when you're free to play.....or wait, I'll just ask her tonight. :yes:
Yeah, but you do run the risk of getting laughed at and having the partner tell the friends just how bad you are behind your back...
I would get the high score. Trust me. As bad as CylentButDeadly and IcSyU think they are, I'm worse.
So sad you have to travel 1,200 miles to screw a fat chick. :wink:
If someone tragic ever happens to my mother, I'm hunting you down. Just a warning. :smile:
I think this idea has strong merit. Al_4_State, CylentButDeadly, IcSyU, GeronimusClone, IsCyU, MoreCowBell (she's driving my cart)......who else is in? You can't play if you can break 40 for 9 holes...
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