The Official Friday thread......

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I heard it in Minnesota. They're the only people on the face of the planet who would **** a fish.

Kanye West?

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So I've been saving this for the Friday thread. I work with a single lady who just turned 42. She fakebakes at least 4 times a week. Wears Hollister & Abercrombie clothing. She told me on Tuesday that she loves Hinder and she drinks Red Bull all the time.

I'd be willing to bet my reproductive organ that she is a HUGE cougar. I mean, what I just described is like hitting for the cycle if you're a cougar right?
Is it sad that i know someone just like this person described but it's a dude?
And I'd **** a fish...if it was hot.
 
Is it sad that i know someone just like this person described but it's a dude?
And I'd **** a fish...if it was hot.

A) Yikes
B) We should hook these two up. Clearly they were meant for each other.
C) Does this dude have cheesy, inspirational quotes all over their cube that say things like, "today is first day of the journey that is the rest of your life"?
 
A) Yikes
B) We should hook these two up. Clearly they were meant for each other.
C) Does this dude have cheesy, inspirational quotes all over their cube that say things like, "today is first day of the journey that is the rest of your life"?
"Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia."
Honest to God.
 
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