Texas Special teams coach - monkey attack
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Do they have a shared twitter account? The handle is "dani_andjb." I have a lot of concerns about people who have to make reference to their significant other in their online usernames.
Her original handle was dani_andmacaque(pronounce it with a Boston accent).
They just dress...
Well, they sure don't dress up as a Kansas City, KS police officer with a taser.
Ehhhhh, not so fast my friend, Texa$ is leaving the Big 12...why the heck not? If they can't take a joke...
If you think this thread is funny, check it out on their football board.
Long time Cyclone Fanatic forum follower, first time poster:
Farmer Fran is no longer the craziest special teams coach in the south.
Farmer Fran is no longer the craziest special teams coach in the south.
Funniest post by far...If you think this thread is funny, check it out on their football board.
"Did anyone mention the possibility that the kid was trick or treating and hoping to find a house that was giving out Rhesus?"
Absolutely outstanding!
I enjoyed this post:
"Breaking: Jeff Banks has just started a charitable foundation for wrongfully accused monkeys. The charter of BMMDDS is to provide legal and allegedly veterinarian services for the mental well being of wrongfully accused monkeys. BMMDDS (a.k.a ***** My Monkey Didn't Do ****) has declined comment on the situation at the Banks home."
So has there been an actual article reporting this has happened? I read through the first couple pages this morning, but haven't looked back since.
Some friendly suggestions from Baylor fans regarding in-stadium music this weekend:
- Brass Monkey - Beastie Boys
- Monkey Gone to Heaven - Pixies
- Shock the Monkey - Peter Gabriel
- Monkey Wrench - Foo Fighters
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey - The Beatles
- Half Ass Monkey Boy - Mother Love Bone
- Monkey Man - The Specials Toots & The Maytals
- The Lord is a Monkey - Butthole Surfers
- Monkey to Man - Elvis Costello
- Tweeter and the Monkey Man - The Headstones The Traveling Wilburys
- Monkey Business - Skid Row
- Monkey On My Back Aerosmith
- Proudest Monkey - Dave Matthews Band
- Monkey Bush
- Hey, Hey We're the Monkees The Monkees
This good for you?
I'm accumulating every monkey song I can find, plus a few other appropriate ditties, in this Spotify playlist:
Feel free to follow.
Feel free to follow.