Texas Special teams coach - monkey attack

[JM4CY]

 

[davegilbertson]

You just assume racism in everyone when the chick literally has a pet monkey? I’d almost argue your post is blatantly racist as that didn’t even cross my mind until it took 5 minutes to figure out what you meant.

I think the key would be that +50% of ppl in attendance also won't be aware, so shouting things about monkeys will be lost on most.

 

[davegilbertson]

You just assume racism in everyone when the chick literally has a pet monkey? I’d almost argue your post is blatantly racist as that didn’t even cross my mind until it took 5 minutes to figure out what you meant.

My bad, I thought your response was to the student section. Agree on your take here. Apologies.

 

[cycloneML]

How do we get communications team to play “shock the monkey” Saturday?

 

[cydsho]

She keeps it leashed. All kinds of possibilities in the middle of jungle love making. He actually looks like he's enjoying himself.
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I can't stop laughing at this pic. Some student better have this blown up as a sign for the game.

 

[FallOf81]

How do we get communications team to play “shock the monkey” Saturday?

As much as I would love to see this happen, there is the same chance of Iowa coming back against Whisky in the 2nd half as this happening.

 

[JM4CY]

From Surlyhorns:

Does that monkey have any eligibility left?
That's the kind of nastiness we've been missing on the o-line.

 

[VeloClone]

From Surlyhorns:

Does that monkey have any eligibility left?
That's the kind of nastiness we've been missing on the o-line.

Undersized - needs to be a hard hitting safety.

 

[JM4CY]

 

[Bader]

The most unbelievable part of this story is it happened after Herman left.

 

[BWRhasnoAC]

This can't be real.

 

[FallOf81]

S.O.B that's actually something to fear. Maybe they should carry that into the SEC?

 

[Rural]

She keeps it leashed. All kinds of possibilities in the middle of jungle love making. He actually looks like he's enjoying himself.
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Not having a puke emoji strikes again.

 

[Freebird]

Never mess with a stripper's monkey. You don't know where it's been.

 

[JM4CY]

 

[MartyFine]

 

[Cy Hard]

Stealing this idea and adding to it.

 

[Pope]

 

[CapnCy]

Like many, as this broke, looked at her twitter.....i can't imagine a coaches holiday party with all the wives....awkward with her there.

Imagine today in their football offices....clearly coaches and players knew she had a monkey and was a bit out there.....imagine the random small talk "so, how was your night last night?" LOL

 

[ScottyP]

I do wonder if she "assisted" with recruiting some of these players to Texas.