Steve Prohm releases statement

Prohm's house hit the market this morning. Hopefully it doesn't sit on the market as long as Fred's did.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5000-Pond-View-Cir-Ames-IA-50014/93951556_zpid/
Nice house and area, N/NW of town!
Hmmm... no basketball hoop... ;)
The next thing I noticed about the house, lot, Steve and previous owner did not plant one single tree, since the house was built in 2004!

Funny things you notice. I would have had at least 7-10 oaks, hickories, maples planted! But I love trees. Plenty of room for BB court in back yard! For the next coach.
 
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If I had a regular job in Ames, I would live in Ankeny. If I was an ISU head coach, I would probably choose west Ames or Gilbert. Much easier drive for having players or recruits over to the house.
 
Given how much money you think college professors make and how little work they do, you ought to consider a career shift and get on the gravy train by becoming a college professor. Here's what you can look forward to---if you have a bachelor's degree you probably have 5-7 years of graduate school to complete a terminal degree, depending on your academic discipline a few more years as a post doc, and then you can get your first job, as an assistant professor. After six years and good work you might receive tenure and after another five to ten years, you might be promoted to professor. So, if you start graduate school in the fall you can expect to be the top of your career around 2038 to 2040. Positions at research universities are comparatively rare, so you will probably find a position at a community college or regional university. You will have a grad assistant if you can secure external funding for this person. You will be able to attend conferences or meetings if you pay your own way, because travel money is such that fully-funded trips are rare. You might be able to do consulting, but that depends on your academic discipline and your national reputation, which will result to a great extent from your record of publication and research. So, you better plan on spending nights and summers doing research in a lab and writing peer-reviewed articles and books so as to build a solid H index and I-10 index. Until you reach the rank of professor, it is likely you will do virtually no consulting. And, by the way, you will not receive end of the year bonuses, holiday gifts, you won't attend holiday parties paid for by your employer, you likely will pay for your own parking, receive no equipment beyond your first year as a faculty member, and you won't have an expense or entertainment account. You can count on annual raises of zero to one percent at public institutions determined by the state legislature. How would you like to have Jack Whitver or Brad Zaun determine your annual raise? So, undoubtedly there is a faculty member who owns a fabulous house in Phoenix, but my experience of more than 40 years in higher education, including eight years at ASU, is what I described above. The life of a faculty member has tremendous intrinsic benefits, but I don't believe I ever talked with colleagues who said that they got into higher education because of the monetary rewards.
My grandfather was tenured at ISU. I think you're being a bit over the top. Not to say you're stretching the truth, but it's not as horrible as you make it sound. His money to speak around the country was gross.
 
I've been happy living here so far. Before moving here I had the "Delaware/Oralabor" stereotype of the town, but actually getting around town a little more it's a good place (that area does suck balls). Prairie Trail area is filling out nicely.

Agree with the above poster that the restaurant scene is lacking, but Ankeny is also a pretty easy drive downtown & Ingersoll area if we want to go somewhere to eat or entertainment.

Also...only 20 minutes from Ames for football and basketball :cool:

If I had to drop everything and move, I'd probably choose WDM, but Ankeny isn't a bad place to be.

I have also lived and mostly grew up in WDM. WDM is a solid place for a family as well. Ankeny doesn’t have a ton for restaurants but there are some solid ones. It’s also not that big of a deal to head to DM or Johnston or WDM for dinner. There are still plenty of local options for whatever you want.

Uptown grill is good. So are Main Street Cafe, Guadalajara, Wig and Pen, Leaning Tower, etc. Polk City pub is not far from the west side. Italian is lacking though. Portifinos is terrible.
 
Funny things you notice. I would have had at least 7-10 oaks, hickories, maples planted! But I love trees. Plenty of room for BB court in back yard! For the next coach.

Maybe not THIS nice of neighborhood but it shocks me how a tons of newish development(2-5 years old) with pretty good sized lots will have huge stretches with flat out no trees in their front yards and only 1 or maybe 2 in the back.
 
Given how much money you think college professors make and how little work they do, you ought to consider a career shift and get on the gravy train by becoming a college professor. Here's what you can look forward to---if you have a bachelor's degree you probably have 5-7 years of graduate school to complete a terminal degree, depending on your academic discipline a few more years as a post doc, and then you can get your first job, as an assistant professor. After six years and good work you might receive tenure and after another five to ten years, you might be promoted to professor. So, if you start graduate school in the fall you can expect to be the top of your career around 2038 to 2040. Positions at research universities are comparatively rare, so you will probably find a position at a community college or regional university. You will have a grad assistant if you can secure external funding for this person. You will be able to attend conferences or meetings if you pay your own way, because travel money is such that fully-funded trips are rare. You might be able to do consulting, but that depends on your academic discipline and your national reputation, which will result to a great extent from your record of publication and research. So, you better plan on spending nights and summers doing research in a lab and writing peer-reviewed articles and books so as to build a solid H index and I-10 index. Until you reach the rank of professor, it is likely you will do virtually no consulting. And, by the way, you will not receive end of the year bonuses, holiday gifts, you won't attend holiday parties paid for by your employer, you likely will pay for your own parking, receive no equipment beyond your first year as a faculty member, and you won't have an expense or entertainment account. You can count on annual raises of zero to one percent at public institutions determined by the state legislature. How would you like to have Jack Whitver or Brad Zaun determine your annual raise? So, undoubtedly there is a faculty member who owns a fabulous house in Phoenix, but my experience of more than 40 years in higher education, including eight years at ASU, is what I described above. The life of a faculty member has tremendous intrinsic benefits, but I don't believe I ever talked with colleagues who said that they got into higher education because of the monetary rewards.

And let's add that this is the rosy side of things and far from the normal experience right now.
 
My grandfather was tenured at ISU. I think you're being a bit over the top. Not to say you're stretching the truth, but it's not as horrible as you make it sound. His money to speak around the country was gross.

I think you are both right.

For the peons working themselves up, it is a very... monastic... existence.

Simple in material terms, a lot of hard work and harsh terms, but ultimately rewarding in a spiritual sense.

Or so that is the hope.

For the high-flyers with national reputations, deserved or not, in lucrative fields...

The speaking and consulting fees can be a gravy train. Particularly when you can offload so much of the actual work of the same onto unpaid or lowly-paid graduate students that do all your work for you.

Hell getting to that point.

Pretty ******* awesome once you do, though.
 
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Maybe not THIS nice of neighborhood but it shocks me how a tons of newish development(2-5 years old) with pretty good sized lots will have huge stretches with flat out no trees in their front yards and only 1 or maybe 2 in the back.
I have no idea, but I guess it depends upon the developer? A good developer may plant quite a few smaller, similar trees thruout, of course at a cost. But then years later you will get a nice, even, similar tree theme in the area.

Many developers just leave the landscape blank, I think. They will let the individual homeowner decide what to do with their land.

Then of course you have the developed area "rules" for all who live there, I forget what they call that. That would have some say on what you can do with your house/land.
 
Ridiculous price? Do you have any reasoning behind that or is that just a large number to you? Based on the market, when he bought the house and the price and compare that today that is a very reasonable price.
Agree. I don't think it's overpriced for Ames at all, considering where it's located, the house size, lot, etc.
 
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"The worst thing about that job is that it’s in Iowa.

The second worst thing is the unrealistic expectations of the fan base.

The third worst thing is that is dead center in the middle of Iowa so you have to drive several hours to be somewhere that isn’t Iowa."

These guys are in Fentucky btw
I'm from Iowa, proud of it. Live in Missouri now. Iowans should be proud. We are smart (for the most part), midwestern values/hard working, GREAT soil, America's 'breadbasket'. In the summer time you can actually get outside and do stuff.

In Missouri and points south, getting outside to do stuff is often painful as it is so HOT. In Iowa, you do have to put up with modestly cold, longer winters. But that's what snow shovels are for and warm jackets.
 
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So I grew up in Ankeny, and now live in Ankeny again. It's...fine. We moved there over other areas in the metro because it was worth being close to grandparents for our kids, but if they weren't there we would pick another part of the metro in a heartbeat. Like the schools are good, don't get me wrong, but you don't get much exposure to diversity. And having lived other places, the restaurant scene SUCKS. Just not good, if you like different food beyond "American chains." I also really wish Ankeny would get one of the grocery stores in the Trader Joe's/Fresh Thyme/Whole Foods genre.

What other metro areas (excluding Des Moines) have great dining outside of “American Chains”? I have ate at a lot of places and nothing really stands out.
 
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One other consideration with "two-comma" homes in Iowa... people moving in from the coasts. They might have $500k of equity to put somewhere. They can struggle to find a place sometimes.

Plus, they may be moving from a 800 sqft home in San Jose to a 3000 sqft home with 5 garage stalls and 3 acres in Ankeny -- and it could be the same price...

Heard on the radio that the average household income in California is $80,000.
AVERAGE home value is $575,000

Iowa household income is $60,000
Average home value $150,000

West Virginia household income is $46,000
Average home value is $106,000
 
Day 1 change - paint over the "Iowa" basketball hoop
Day 2 change - recreate the bedroom that has a Spongebob stuffed animal and Trump 2020 flag (assuming that TJ didn't specifically ask to keep that setup within the purchase agreement)
Haha, don't even bother painting over the Iowa BB hoop. Get rid of it totally!
Build a new, flat BB court in the back yard!

Can you imagine a 10-15 yard kid actually playing hoops in the front driveway setup there? Every shot that ball rolls downhill, out to the street!
 
Heard on the radio that the average household income in California is $80,000.
AVERAGE home value is $575,000

Iowa household income is $60,000
Average home value $150,000

West Virginia household income is $46,000
Average home value is $106,000
Average is good for a quick stat look only. Better measure is median, add mode and it’s even better.
 

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