"What's this?"
--"This is now. Whatever is happening now is happening now."
"What happened to then?"
--"We just passed it."
"When?"
--"Just now."
"When will then be now?"
--"Soon!"
So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!