Seemingly never ending Iowa MBB thread (still going.....)

[jcyclonee]

There is a weird obsession with Iowa players physical appearance among ISU fans.

Borderline creepy on this board.

No. JorBo's shortness, Baer's hunchback, Kreiner's eyes and Pemsl's belly are creepy.

 

[iahawks]

You're using that video to prove he's not a dork?

I called him a dork in my post. Just find it amusing that the dork schooled four awesome ISU bball players for an and one.

 

[CyTwins]

I called him a dork in my post. Just find it amusing that the dork schooled four awesome ISU bball players for an and one.

#SuperBowl

 

[SportsFan10]

#SuperBowl

Rinse. Wash. Repeat.

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

No. JorBo's shortness, Baer's hunchback, Kreiner's eyes and Pemsl's belly are creepy.

A tradition unlike any other...

 

[Gunnerclone]

I called him a dork in my post. Just find it amusing that the dork schooled four awesome ISU bball players for an and one.

Jeezus man, you've got a great one on your hands, you should be enjoying the Baer ride with your fellow hoks on an Iowa message board, but yet, here you are, trying to be cute. Thanks for keeping this site free for us. Thanks for allowing us to have like 50 podcasts every week. Thanks for allowing us to have our own TV show every week.

 

[srjclone]

https://hawkeyenation.com/forum/threads/i-want-to-have-nicholas-baers-children.73570/

 

[CyArob]

'member around this time last year when the thread title's seed number was getting larger by the day? Good times.

 

[srjclone]

'member around this time last year when the thread title's seed number was getting larger by the day? Good times.

It technically still is.. That number is just larger than 16

 

[bos]

I called him a dork in my post. Just find it amusing that the dork schooled four awesome ISU bball players for an and one.

Looked like lazy defense to me. Not so much a lesson in talent as it was a lesson in paying attention you dummies. They struggled with that for quite awhile after that game.

 

[SolarGarlic]

There is a weird obsession with Iowa players physical appearance among ISU fans.

Borderline creepy on this board.

Stop recruiting gangly white dudes that crumble in February, and we'll stop making fun of them.

 

[CyTwins]

Rinse. Wash. Repeat.

Maybe if you guys spent time focusing on games outside of when you get to play big bro you'd do better

 

[Clonefan32]

I can't wait to see all the Iowa fans turn on Pemsl once they realized he plateaued about a third of the way into his freshman year.

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

I called him a dork in my post. Just find it amusing that the dork schooled four awesome ISU bball players for an and one.

Hey, how exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does the sun set? How exactly do you lose to a rival on their home court? How exactly does a posi trac rear end on a plymouth work? It just does!

 

[SportsFan10]

Maybe if you guys spent time focusing on games outside of when you get to play big bro you'd do better

Who is "you guys"? I don't spend any time focusing on the Iowa-Iowa State game or any game. I just turn it on my TV at the time the game is starting.

 

[jcyclonee]

I called him a dork in my post. Just find it amusing that the dork schooled four awesome ISU bball players for an and one.

Still a dork

 

[SCyclone]

The simple answer is yes.

Yet, there's something endearing about Baer. He walked-on and has worked hard to live his dream... his dream of playing in front of hundreds of murmuring fans in an underground arena at a school known across the Midwest for the questionable drunken decision-making of its fanbase and the questionable education level of both its graduates and sheepish followers. Nicholas Baer is their shepherd and they are his lambs. He protects his flock with a security system that utilizes both infrared and motion-detecting technology that he picked up on clearance at Menards and installed himself. Finding this value, he'll use his savings to buy Kemps Select Skim Milk this month. Only the freshest is the bestest.

OK, just what the hell did you have for lunch, young man?????

 

[jcyclonee]

A tradition unlike any other...

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Seriously, those caterpillars are going to cause him to hunch over just like the dork.

 

[jcyclonee]

OK, just what the hell did you have for lunch, young man?????

Chicken burger, Pringles, an orange and LSD.

 

[SolarGarlic]

I can't wait to see all the Iowa fans turn on Pemsl once they realized he plateaued about a third of the way into his freshman year.

Teams have definitely figured out he always comes back to his left, and he can't jump. He has some skills, will be interesting to see his development. Iowa's freshman don't seem to have the ceilings that White and Marble flashed early in their careers.