Baer to Chuck Norris: "I can spin a basketball on my finger for over 2 hours."
Chuck Norris to Baer, "how do you think the earth spins?"
Chuck Norris to Baer, "how do you think the earth spins?"
Seemingly never ending Iowa MBB thread (still going.....)
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Nicholas Baer rides the exercise bike at a moderate pace for warm ups.
Nicholas Baer rides the exercise bike at a moderate pace for warm ups.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball, the balls dodge him.
Not so much with Nicholas Baer.
Not so much with Nicholas Baer.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.....he scares the sh*t out of it.
Nicholas Baer always gives a courtesy flush.
Nicholas Baer always gives a courtesy flush.
"There was once a street named after Chuck Norris.........but it was changed because no one crosses Chuck and lives."
Nicholas Baer always waits for the light to change before crossing the street.
Nicholas Baer always waits for the light to change before crossing the street.
"Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2. Nobody fools Chuck Norris."
"Nicholas Baer once drew a mustache on a picture of his girlfriend. He quickly erased it because he felt kind of guilty and respects her too much."
"Nicholas Baer once drew a mustache on a picture of his girlfriend. He quickly erased it because he felt kind of guilty and respects her too much."
"When the boogeyman goes to bed......he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris?
Nicholas Baer still sleeps with the light on.
Nicholas Baer still sleeps with the light on.
"Jesus can walk on water.....Chuck Norris can swim through land"
Nicholas Baer once called someone a pud.
Nicholas Baer once called someone a pud.
Chuck Norris once landed an upper cut to a horse's face. The descendant today is known as a giraffe. Nicholas Baer once got hit in the face with a basketball. That is known as a gaffe.
When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
Nicholas Baer always waits 45 minutes after eating to go swimming.
Nicholas Baer always waits 45 minutes after eating to go swimming.
This made me laugh all afternoon. I'm not exactly sure what to think about that, but I know it will make me laugh again tomorrow.
It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
Nicholas Baer still has the photo album from when he and his family visited Niagara Falls when he was 12. He pulls it out on occasion and flips through, looking back fondly at that special time. He then calls his mom just to tell her he loves her.
Nicholas Baer still has the photo album from when he and his family visited Niagara Falls when he was 12. He pulls it out on occasion and flips through, looking back fondly at that special time. He then calls his mom just to tell her he loves her.
"Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest."
"Nicholas Baer makes sure to get sunglasses with UV 400 rating to prevent retinal damage."
"Nicholas Baer makes sure to get sunglasses with UV 400 rating to prevent retinal damage."
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice."
"Nicholas Baer won second place in his school's competition of reciting the most decimal places of pi. His family was very proud of him and took him to Golden Corral to celebrate."
"Nicholas Baer won second place in his school's competition of reciting the most decimal places of pi. His family was very proud of him and took him to Golden Corral to celebrate."
Recruiting tool: Look kid, I don't care how bad you are. You're going to get playing time.
The most relevance your team has this year is it'll be considered "a bad loss" on ISU's and Purdue's resume. However, the tourney committee might not care too much and chalk it up to a rivalry game.
So if your team came back from 20+ down and then 8 down with a minute and change to go to win at the last second against your rival, your fans wouldn't storm the court? Righttttt
I suppose you have to fill the arena to even have a chance to court storm so I'll give you that.
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