He did not. That is made up, right? How did Woodbury never injure his thumb missing a dunk? Never mind, he couldn't touch the rim with his thumb. Besides, it was usually attached to the finger that was poking somebody in the eye.
Seemingly never ending Iowa MBB thread (still going.....)
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Is Baer now the king of random, sorta/kinda impressive (in a sad way) stats?Iowa Basketball @IowaHoops
Nicholas Baer in double figures for the fifth time this season | #Hawkeyes
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More attempts to find the good...
iirc -don't we have five guys that average in double figures?
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Are Baer facts like the opposite of Chuck Norris facts?
Are Baer facts like Alternative facts?
"Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear."
"Nicholas Baer doesn't worry about high gas prices. He sensibly uses his Hy-Five fuel saver card and takes advantage of double coupon day."
When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
When Nicholas Baer works out he doesn't get stronger...that's it.
When Steve Prohm gave his first press conference, he referred to Hy-Vee as Hy-Five.
Yeah, we usually drop a game every year to a turd of a team. I'll let you guess which one that was this season.
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Now that is a good idea. Like the banal, tame version of them.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Nicholas Baer ordered grilled chicken with asparagus, and tipped 20%.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Nicholas Baer puts on a clean pair of boxer-briefs every morning.
Nicholas Baer puts on a clean pair of boxer-briefs every morning.
Yep. It means that we'll have a bad loss on our resume come tournament time. It's ok though. We'll still get in.
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When Chuck Norris goes bowling, he doesn't throw strikes. He just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Nicholas Baer maintains a respectable 179 average, and owns his shoes.
Nicholas Baer maintains a respectable 179 average, and owns his shoes.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Nicholas Baer will never have a heart attack. He eats fresh vegetables and limits his red meat intake.
Nicholas Baer will never have a heart attack. He eats fresh vegetables and limits his red meat intake.
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