Scientist invents Turd Burgers

[isucyfan]

YouTube - ‪Solution to the Global Food Crisis - Let them eat TURD BURGERS!?‬‏

I'll have a McTurd with a side of vomit fries and a medium urine, please.

 

[ThatllDoCy]

Ok, maybe after the apocalypse. Not yet will I eat turd burgers.

 

[Mr Janny]

Maybe it's just me, but I am just as disturbed by that scientist's choice of pointing tool as I am by the prospect of a Poo Burger.

 

[00clone]

Is this similiar to a **** sandwich? :twitcy:

Was thinking the same way, but then I got to thinking...if you cooked it without putting into patties, would that be a loose **** sandwich?

 

[intrepid27]

We already have meat made of excrement in this country. It's called Spam.

I've seen Spam before it goes into the can. It is the same color and consistency as baby poo.

 

[LonoClone]

Was thinking the same way, but then I got to thinking...if you cooked it without putting into patties, would that be a loose **** sandwich?

You've got to be careful, though. You can't just add uncooked **** into the same vat that you're serving the cooked **** out of. A restaurant in Marshalltown got in trouble for doing just that.

 

[00clone]

Ahh poop jokes...Since kindergarten, they never get old.

 

[isukendall]

The only good thing that came out of watching the OP's video was that THIS came up on youtube as a suggested video: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHv3qO_Y8kk]YouTube - ‪Shakira Featuring Danzig "Hips Don't Lie"‬‏[/ame]

 

[Cybyassociation]

I'd try it...:dull:

 

[baller21]

Maybe it's just me, but I am just as disturbed by that scientist's choice of pointing tool as I am by the prospect of a Poo Burger.

I wonder how many times he's held that out to his coworkers and asked them to pull it.

 

[baller21]

YouTube - ‪Solution to the Global Food Crisis - Let them eat TURD BURGERS!?‬‏

I'll have a McTurd with a side of vomit fries and a medium urine, please.

Would you like your McTurd with or without corn?

Is this similiar to a **** sandwich? :twitcy:

I've often wanted to ask certain individuals with rank breath if they had one of those for lunch.