Would not, btw.
This State-wide humiliation will only result in increased insecurities for Des Moines urbanites seeking affirmation from thier coastal facebook friends. I foresee a total fashionable Caucus, increased playing of "Cultural Corridor" and "I'm Creative" commercials in Cedar Rapids. Self-Loathing Northern Quad Citians will ditch Iowa apparel for Silvis Golf Club underarmour shirts to cure the affluenza. The only thing that will cure the funk and malaise will be a Cyclone Basketball National Championship.
This State-wide humiliation will only result in increased insecurities for Des Moines urbanites seeking affirmation from thier coastal facebook friends. I foresee a total fashionable Caucus, increased playing of "Cultural Corridor" and "I'm Creative" commercials in Cedar Rapids. Self-Loathing Northern Quad Citians will ditch Iowa apparel for Silvis Golf Club underarmour shirts to cure the affluenza. The only thing that will cure the funk and malaise will be a Cyclone Basketball National Championship.
