Red Panda's unicycle stolen

[JP4CY]

I pretty much agree with everything CW says but now he’s dead to me. Get your ass on that bike without bowls and I’ll give you $1000 cash. You flip 1 bowl on your head and I’ll make it $10,000. Flip 5 bowls on your head and I’ll make it $100,000. She is frickin amazing. The only halftime show I can’t watch is Sladek because I think I’m going to watch someone die.

I feel like Sladek eats a lotta periogies, drinks strong liquor, and wrestles bears.

 

[NWICY]

Red Panda has always been amazing. Today was no different.

Shots at Dak Prescott get really old and played out too. Especially from *checks notes* a VIKINGS fan?!? lulz

Love CW's stuff usually but this was an all time terrible tweet for him from both aspects.

Cousins makes way too much money for occasionally making the playoffs and padding season stats. Come at me @ChrisMWilliams

 

[tim_redd]

Don't forget about Sladek.

Every time I see Sladek I think he's shaking more than the last time I saw him and say to myself I'm gonna watch this geezer die today.

 

[JP4CY]

"Red Panda is our Queen."

Van Pelt

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

"Red Panda is our Queen."

Van Pelt

LoL I couldn't believe he gave air time to the rip off guy in Austin tonight. Gimmick Infringement.

 

[dafarmer]

2nd best halftime act behind the tic tok drum guy

Is he still alive. I thought his time at ISU killed his career.

 

[pourcyne]

Stolen? Was it bad calls by referees?

 

[BigJCy]

Has Red Panda lost her fastball? Word on the street is she is dropping more and more bowls.

 

[1100011CS]

Has Red Panda lost her fastball? Word on the street is she is dropping more and more bowls.

Didn't drop one on Sat.

 

[NWICY]

Has Red Panda lost her fastball? Word on the street is she is dropping more and more bowls.

She caught them all Sat.

 

[BigJCy]

This guys thinks it is done for Red Panda:

 

[JP4CY]

Simon sez today. This dude has made a 21 year career of this?