Reclining on an airplane

[CycloneErik]

You’re not still taking her to the vet and claiming she’s a large cat are you?

Never stop what works.

 

[nfrine]

This thread has taken an interesting turn....

 

[CycloneErik]

This thread has taken an interesting turn....

Your mother took an interesting turn, Trebek.

 

[mdk2isu]

Wow - how many times are you going to circle your wagons? Give it up dude, you're entering a battle of wits, and you're unarmed.

KC from the top rope!!!

 

[cyclones500]

"Reclining on an airplane / Don't know when I'll sit up again."

 

[khardbored]

Fly Southwest, pay for the early bird check in, and get an exit row seat. Problem solved!

(I realize this doesn't cover every situation, but there usually is a way to upgrade -- use points, pay a reasonable fee, etc.)

 

[simply1]

I was today years old when I learned airlines have unlimited exit row seating.

 

[BWRhasnoAC]

I was today years old when I learned airlines have unlimited exit row seating.

Took the words out of my mouth.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Just went through security, got flagged for having a metallic object in my groin. It's called a zipper idiots. So I had to get felt up by an agent. Boy I hate airports

 

[Jeremy]

Just went through security, got flagged for having a metallic object in my groin. It's called a zipper idiots. So I got to get felt up by an agent. Boy I hate airports

FIFY

 

[BCClone]

Just went through security, got flagged for having a metallic object in my groin. It's called a zipper idiots. So I had to get felt up by an agent. Boy I hate airports

I’d point to the most attractive agent there and say I prefer her to fondle me.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Just went through security, got flagged for having a metallic object in my groin. It's called a zipper idiots. So I had to get felt up by an agent. Boy I hate airports

Try being a old woman wearing a panty liner. "Wadded up paper in your crotch"...yeah, even after I told her what it was she still insisted she had to check. She wanted to take me into a back room & I said nope...do it right here. I guarantee you it embarrassed HER more than it did me. Begs the question, tho - do they have to feel up every woman who's on her period & uses pads instead of tampons?
Got questioned about the underwire on a bra once also.

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

Just went through security, got flagged for having a metallic object in my groin. It's called a zipper idiots. So I had to get felt up by an agent. Boy I hate airports

It's Friday. They needed something to do to pass the time until they could leave.
Seriously though, I've never had that happen nor remember it happening to DH, although his belt (no big buckle) caused a hesitation once.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I’d point to the most attractive agent there and say I prefer her to fondle me.

It's TSA

 

[ImJustKCClone]

It's TSA

Therefor, it's random and depends on the mood of the agent.

 

[BCClone]

It's TSA

Maybe the TSA thought you have a package he/she liked?

 

[BWRhasnoAC]

I just make sure to give them a really dirty look the entire time.

 

[BCClone]

I just make sure to give them a really dirty look the entire time.

Let out a pleasurable moan next time.

 

[BWRhasnoAC]

Let out a pleasurable moan next time.

While making eye contact.

 

[simply1]