I'm looking to sell my house pretty soon but I have excellent knowledge of the local market and want to experience the process from a sales point of view. One thing the buyers of my house are not getting is a bunch of crap they want fixed. That will be upfront in my documents. I'll tell what it is and isn't and they can take it or leave it. The house isn't for everyone, as it has secret rooms that only lock from the outside and underground transport tunnels.
WHOA?!?!?!