So we are going to visit Carleton College this weekend.
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Holy crap! That free coffee I get during the preview session better be good.
These are my questions for the admissions counselor:
If my child doesn't participate in anything, can you waive that activity fee?
How much can a 16-year-old borrow against "future earnings"?
When do you receive the next shipment of gilded toilets?
I have to walk around campus for this tour? What, are you upgrading ALL of your jet packs?
Does Perrier really get you any cleaner when showering than city water?
That's supposed to be a period, not a comma, right?