Random Thoughts XI (Eleven Pipers Piping)

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

This is now how I picture @Cyclones_R_GR8's high school.

I failed hula hoop

 

[Cybirdy]

Not pretty out there this morning, gotta love it when you are shoveling and there are robins singing. Got back from a white knuckle drive to school and my mom had texted me a picture from Barbados. It had rained yesterday there, but told her that was better than what we had outside!

 

[jcyclonee]

When these 2 weather systems collide in the north east it's not going to be pretty

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[cycloneG]

Just admit that you're actually going to Tijuana.

I was told to never return.

 

[BCClone]

She only said that because her husband unexpectedly came home early.

 

[oldman]

It's kind of interesting that we can have people in threads gushing over which college aged basketball, volleyball, cheerleader or other woman athlete is hotter and not much is said but if we talk about a character who is supposed to be an adult and is imaginary - so imaginary that they are actually drawn rather than played by an actor - it is "kind of sick".

A buddy of mine suggested setting up a "dating" service in Orlando, with the "dates" costumed as Disney characters.

 

[BCClone]

Saw an add on TV for home colon cancer tests. Apparently you poop in a sack and mail it in. Hate to be around he guy who has to open the sacks. Just what I’d want my neighbor to mail if I had a bunch of wedding or graduation invites to mail. Sack would probably leak on them.

 

[SCyclone]

Saw an add on TV for home colon cancer tests. Apparently you poop in a sack and mail it in. Hate to be around he guy who has to open the sacks. Just what I’d want my neighbor to mail if I had a bunch of wedding or graduation invites to mail. Sack would probably leak on them.

This goes hand-in-hand with my favorite infomercial on DirecTV: "Do You Poop Enough?" WTF

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I was told to never return.

How does someone get banned from Mexico?

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Saw an add on TV for home colon cancer tests. Apparently you poop in a sack and mail it in. Hate to be around he guy who has to open the sacks. Just what I’d want my neighbor to mail if I had a bunch of wedding or graduation invites to mail. Sack would probably leak on them.

I caught the end of one of those commercials. I didn't hear the specifics though.

 

[cycloneG]

How does someone get banned from Mexico?

All I said was, "This is good but you should try a six pack and a pound sometime.".

 

[BCClone]

I caught the end of one of those commercials. I didn't hear the specifics though.

You got the basics of the test if you "caught the end " of it.

 

[wxman1]

Saw an add on TV for home colon cancer tests. Apparently you poop in a sack and mail it in. Hate to be around he guy who has to open the sacks. Just what I’d want my neighbor to mail if I had a bunch of wedding or graduation invites to mail. Sack would probably leak on them.

Probably the same guy that works at the reusable diaper cleaning place. Saw it on Dirty Jobs and basically it was all reusable diapers but instead of doing the cleaning yourself you just put them in a bag and every few days or so they would pick up the dirty ones and drop off clean ones. Being a Dirty Jobs episode and knowing the subject matter I will just leave it at someone had the responsibility to get chunks off....

 

[BCClone]

How does someone get banned from Mexico?

Guessing something to do with this.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I keep thinking this is Wednesday

 

[cycloneG]

I keep thinking this is Wednesday

Today is my Friday? Once I leave work today, I won't be back for 13 days.

 

[CloneLawman]

Saw an add on TV for home colon cancer tests. Apparently you poop in a sack and mail it in. Hate to be around he guy who has to open the sacks. Just what I’d want my neighbor to mail if I had a bunch of wedding or graduation invites to mail. Sack would probably leak on them.

Mailing feces can get you arrested under the right circumstances. I prosecuted a guy for mailing poop to a judge. True story!

 

[BCClone]

Mailing feces can get you arrested under the right circumstances. I prosecuted a guy for mailing poop to a judge. True story!

Maybe he got the wrong address and wanted to check for colon cancer. Judges are supposed to be smart.

 

[cyhiphopp]

Mailing feces can get you arrested under the right circumstances. I prosecuted a guy for mailing poop to a judge. True story!

He just hoped that guy could judge whether or not he had colon cancer.

 

[CloneLawman]

Maybe he got the wrong address and wanted to check for colon cancer. Judges are supposed to be smart.

The problem with that particular theory is that the guy included a letter featuring phrases such as "**** you Judge!" and "Eat my ****, Judge!".