Random Thoughts XI (Eleven Pipers Piping)

[SCyclone]

My guess is 2 lbs butter (8 sticks) and 6 cups of sugar.

I don't want to live in a world without butter. Or cheese.

 

[SCyclone]

So there are now narwhal socks at work.

I WOULD purchase them but 1) they're no-show cut, so who would see them but me, and 2) they're women's regular size, which means I would stretch them out/wear them out quicker than normal.

Hmmm.....you know what they say about women with big feet?

 

[BCClone]

Hmmm.....you know what they say about women with big feet?

I’ve heard about men with big feet, but not women.

 

[SCyclone]

I’ve heard about men with big feet, but not women.

Q: What do they say about women with big feet?

A: They wear big socks.

 

[cycloneG]

I’ve heard about men with big feet, but not women.

"Apparently men with size 10 feet or over are three times more likely to have an affair than men who wear size 7 to 9 shoes."

http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/10/men-w...at-hey-dont-shoot-the-messenger-guys-4900473/

 

[BCClone]

"Apparently men with size 10 feet or over are three times more likely to have an affair than men who wear size 7 to 9 shoes."

http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/10/men-w...at-hey-dont-shoot-the-messenger-guys-4900473/

I don’t know very many men who where wear size 7 or so. If any.

 

[cycloneG]

I don’t know very many men who where wear size 7 or so. If any.

Most of the men you know are probably having affairs.

 

[VeloClone]

Some prefer more “petite” equipment.

Years ago right after college I worked with an equipment operator who was really short. He made a comment about how interesting it was that he always wished for a bigger **** but at the same time he spent just as much time as possible trying to wear the damn thing down to a nub

funny but TMI

 

[BCClone]

"Apparently men with size 10 feet or over are three times more likely to have an affair than men who wear size 7 to 9 shoes."

http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/10/men-w...at-hey-dont-shoot-the-messenger-guys-4900473/

Thanks a freaking lot. I just opened the article and glimpsed at the headlines of the other articles. I’m almost scared of what my ads will be now.

Although it might be better than my no menstral leak underwear ads lately.

 

[VeloClone]

View attachment 54416 I guess today is a National Unicorn Day. Very popular with the 10 and under crowd, I have made 4 of these so far this year. You do not want to know how much butter and sugar is involved in this . . .

I assume that it is confetti cake inside.

 

[BCClone]

Turned the TV on over lunch. Kids had CW on from this morning. Went from friends to springer. Springer is doing his best to go full crazy. I have a feeling the male actors are wishing they wouldn’t have taken the 20 bucks for this episode. These guys are supposed to be having affairs but you can tell they’ve never seen the supposed affair folks. First guy is given another dude who hadnt shaved in a couple days and looks like they ran to goodwill to get him a dress. Next has a woman that literally kicks his rear, guy is bruised and marked up. You can tell he’s afraid of her now literally. Last guy they bring the midget out. The look on these guys face is like how am I going to go along with this.

 

[BCClone]

I assume that it is confetti cake inside.

I assumed it was a block of butter.

Btw, I think I just reported myself by accident. Darn fat fingers.

 

[VeloClone]

We were shopping for new football cleats for the kids and Mrs. Velo put a box of sneakers on the pile for her. That is when I pointed out to her that I am probably one of the few men around who is buying adult sized shoes for both of his kids (13 and 10) and youth sized shoes for his wife.

And yes, for those about to ask, the 10 year old boy is already wearing larger than a size 7.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Thanks a freaking lot. I just opened the article and glimpsed at the headlines of the other articles. I’m almost scared of what my ads will be now.

Although it might be better than my no menstral leak underwear ads lately.

 

[VeloClone]

I assumed it was a block of butter.

Btw, I think I just reported myself by accident. Darn fat fingers.

Damn it, I didn't catch your error in time. Oh well, I'll post it anyway...



This is what he had at first: "I assumed it was a block of better."

 

[BCClone]

Damn it, I didn't catch your error in time. Oh well, I'll post it anyway...



This is what he had at first: "I assumed it was a block of better."

I typed butter but Steve jobs employees thought I meant better. Love auto correct. So while trying to edit, i accidently clicked on report and may have hit something on a box that popped up. So I may be getting a TO from tattling on myself.

 

[SaraV]

Q: What do they say about women with big feet?

A: They wear big socks.

Also, big shoes.

 

[jcyclonee]

I can't spend more than 5 minutes in the cave.
I don't understand arguing politics. People believe what they want whether liberal, conservative, in between or extreme and no amount of arguing is going to change them. I don't understand all the name calling when someone doesn't agree with you.

There isn't that much name calling, Mr. Poopy Pants.

 

[jcyclonee]

"Apparently men with size 10 feet or over are three times more likely to have an affair than men who wear size 7 to 9 shoes."

http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/10/men-w...at-hey-dont-shoot-the-messenger-guys-4900473/

I wear a size 12. Why am I not getting any action on the side? For that matter, why am I not getting action not on the side?

 

[wxman1]

Birdy I don't care just have one at my house tonight and your family won't be hurt.

Last night MrsWx threw baby food green beans at me...that was fun.

This morning I went to make my breakfast shake and grabbed the formula instead of shake mix. Thankfully MrsWx still loves me enough after last night to stop me.

She may be taking LittleWx to the circus tonight since we got a 2 for one coupon but after after trying to redeem it online all of the fees and crap added up to the cost of another ticket. That's not how that should work.