Random Thoughts X (The 9th Regeneration)

[BCClone]

Hot model woman on let's make a deal has an interesting outfit. Has a skirt that looks to have a sequin type arrow design pointing to her crotch.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

I'm all in on this and think we should go over-the-top. It should be a full combine with a bunch of hogs chasing it around that are wearing Hooters apparel. There should be a T-shirt gun, but instead of T-shirts it should shoot off Rice Krispie treats, different hybrids of sweet corn and Hickory Park samples. It should probably all end with a small mushroom cloud going off mid-field. Am I missing anything? I can't figure out how to incorporate the Atanasoff computer.

Ranch dip?

 

[BCClone]

I'm all in on this and think we should go over-the-top. It should be a full combine with a bunch of hogs chasing it around that are wearing Hooters apparel. There should be a T-shirt gun, but instead of T-shirts it should shoot off Rice Krispie treats, different hybrids of sweet corn and Hickory Park samples. It should probably all end with a small mushroom cloud going off mid-field. Am I missing anything? I can't figure out how to incorporate the Atanasoff computer.

Need some laying hens in there too. Think Iowa leads in egg production. Maybe shoot eggs in the gun too, while messy may not get hurt like an ear of corn smoking you.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

On binge eating, what is it with men and potato chips? My husband will plow through the party size Lays (just realized the irony of that combo of words typing them) in two days. So he tells me, don't buy chips, he binges on them. So then he stops somewhere like Hy-Vee where they aren't even on sale and buys them himself. And he NEVER finishes the bag or tosses it. He will leave the bag with little crumby bits and open a new one. Complained to sister about this behavior, her husband does the same thing.

"My husband will plow through the party size lays" may be one of the best things I've read all week.

If he doesn't do this already, tell him to cut off the top half of the bag so he doesn't get his wrist and forearms all greasy. This tactic also works with a bag of french fries at Five Guys (so I've been told)

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

SERIOUSLY???

Unfortunately, yes

 

[jcyclonee]

Ranch dip?

I would have included that if I'd known that.

 

[stormchaser2014]

Ranch dip?

Cracker Barrel will put ranch on your ranch.

 

[CycloneErik]

On binge eating, what is it with men and potato chips? My husband will plow through the party size Lays (just realized the irony of that combo of words typing them) in two days. So he tells me, don't buy chips, he binges on them. So then he stops somewhere like Hy-Vee where they aren't even on sale and buys them himself. And he NEVER finishes the bag or tosses it. He will leave the bag with little crumby bits and open a new one. Complained to sister about this behavior, her husband does the same thing.

I fight to the last crumb. Sweet, sweet salt.

 

[carvers4math]

I'll polish off a bag of Ruffles Baked Cheddar and Sour Cream in one sitting. Those particular chips are a little bit smaller than a normal size bag and less than half full.

At least the baked part with you makes them slightly better though right?

 

[coolerifyoudid]

I fight to the last crumb. Sweet, sweet salt.

 

[stormchaser2014]

 

[stormchaser2014]

At least the baked part with you makes them slightly better though right?

I guess. I can't eat regular Lay's anymore after eating the Lightly Salted ones. Dill pickle is my other favorite.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Unfortunately, yes
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Holy crap! 500 has been around for ever and ever...how could he NOT know? I still remember it from when we had season tickets. We HATED it when the announcer would say "the Cyclones have entered the Case IH red zone"...and we'd all go "NOOOOOOOOOOO - don't jinx them!" because they seemed to score more from OUTSIDE the red zone.

 

[BCClone]

I guess. I can't eat regular Lay's anymore after eating the Lightly Salted ones. Dill pickle is my other favorite.

Dill pickle Lays?. Not my kind.

 

[BoxsterCy]

The Re-al Mitchell thread. Did you check out the uniform thread where that one guy seemingly posts the same 5 uniform combos over and over explaining all the subtle changes and highlights?

The uniform thread is actually a uniform fetish thread. Dudes are just ******* weird as hell with their uniform obsession. It's like their porn or crack or something. It's kinda creepy.

 

[cycloneG]

Dill pickle Lays?. Not my kind.

Old Dutch dill pickle is the way to go. Best chip ever!

 

[jcyclonee]

I don't know if I've ever seen a gif from Bachelor Party.

 

[carvers4math]

Old Dutch dill pickle is the way to go. Best chip ever!

Husband's brother addicted to Old Dutch Salt n Vinegar, which is only easy to find in Canada.

 

[BoxsterCy]

On binge eating, what is it with men and potato chips? My husband will plow through the party size Lays (just realized the irony of that combo of words typing them) in two days. So he tells me, don't buy chips, he binges on them. So then he stops somewhere like Hy-Vee where they aren't even on sale and buys them himself. And he NEVER finishes the bag or tosses it. He will leave the bag with little crumby bits and open a new one. Complained to sister about this behavior, her husband does the same thing.

Oh, no, hope he is not washing it down with soda pop because then you have Boxster's Devil's Duel going.

This might be why you have trouble gaining/maintaining weight, your hubby binges all of the fatty high carbo foods before you can have any.


Full disclosure: I do occasionally buy a bag of Byerly's kettle chips as a side treat with hamburger or lunch sammichs but am pretty disciplined on proportion management.

 

[stormchaser2014]

Salt and vinegar too.