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Not even 9:00 and wxman is already bored with surfin' aviation sites. ;)

I am going to be chairing a meeting of the Bored as Hell on this Poopie Cold Rainy Minnesota Day Club later. I'll send you the call in number.
On this poopie cold rainy day I'll be close to your neighborhood (Sandburg Learning Center) for baseball tonight. The neighborhood is perfectly nice but I really hope it's cancelled tonight.
 
Just received a call from Dad. Mom was on the computer and got a pop-us stating that the Zeus virus was detected on her computer and she should call a number. She actually called the number and typed in the keystrokes the guy on the phone gave her. Sometimes, this solution just seems easier.
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Went to Chick-fil-a on Mills Civic for lunch with a co-worker today, and we saw the strangest thing. A jeep pulled into a parking spot, guy hopped out butt-naked, stood there facing the street for a couple minutes doing...something (playing with himself?), got back in and took off. It was...strange.
 
Went to Chick-fil-a on Mills Civic for lunch with a co-worker today, and we saw the strangest thing. A jeep pulled into a parking spot, guy hopped out butt-naked, stood there facing the street for a couple minutes doing...something (playing with himself?), got back in and took off. It was...strange.

Seems like you had a lost opportunity for a viral video. :rolleyes:
 
Anything is going to be better than Live with Kelly and Ryan. She just announced that Seacrest is her new cohost. This is way too fake now.

Kelly Ripa has been intolerable since she became top dog when Regis left. I liked Strachan but could not stand her.
 
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Some co-workers of mine decided to grab lunch. We argued for awhile about where to eat. I wanted barbecue, my buddy wanted Chick Fil-A. The guy driving the jeep was all, "Damn, Scott, it's always Chick Fil-A this, Chick Fil-A that. We need to try something new for a change."

After some arguing, the driver goes, "Tell you what, if you want your damn Chick Fil-A so bad, here's what you've gotta do. You need to strip down buck naked, jump out into the parking lot, stare at the street for awhile and try to tie your junk into a knot."

None of us thought he was gonna do it, but Scotty must really wanted a spicy chicken sandwich. After about 10 seconds of contemplation, we come pulling into Chick Fil-A, Scott strips down to what he was born with and does his thing. Then, when he gets back into the jeep to get his clothes back, my friend that was driving pulls away before the dude gets his pants on. We were all cracking up. Well, except for Scott. Man, he was pissed off.

The weirdest part of the whole story was this one guy that was just standing nearby watching the whole thing with his pants unzipped. That dude was straight up creepy.
 
Boy Boxster slaying starlings after church with Dad Boxster's old Mossberg Model 44 with support from Patches the cat, aka "The Beast".

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Hey, @wxman1 are you not entertained!

And here we got a wildlife rehabilitator to save the baby starling the dog was carrying around in his mouth. Baby bird was ok, just in shock. I think our dog was trying to be the new mommy.:rolleyes:

So MrsWx had been wanting to see La La Land so I picked it up at RedBox on Friday and told her I had a surprise for her. Once I showed her what it was she was happy...then my body had the other surprise so we just got around to watching it. We are both all WTF right now.

WTF is right. Seems like opening number lasts 40 minutes and the Emma Stone character is just useless.

Went to Chick-fil-a on Mills Civic for lunch with a co-worker today, and we saw the strangest thing. A jeep pulled into a parking spot, guy hopped out butt-naked, stood there facing the street for a couple minutes doing...something (playing with himself?), got back in and took off. It was...strange.

Did anyone know Pants was coming to WDM?
 
Some co-workers of mine decided to grab lunch. We argued for awhile about where to eat. I wanted barbecue, my buddy wanted Chick Fil-A. The guy driving the jeep was all, "Damn, Scott, it's always Chick Fil-A this, Chick Fil-A that. We need to try something new for a change."

After some arguing, the driver goes, "Tell you what, if you want your damn Chick Fil-A so bad, here's what you've gotta do. You need to strip down buck naked, jump out into the parking lot, stare at the street for awhile and try to tie your junk into a knot."

None of us thought he was gonna do it, but Scotty must really wanted a spicy chicken sandwich. After about 10 seconds of contemplation, we come pulling into Chick Fil-A, Scott strips down to what he was born with and does his thing. Then, when he gets back into the jeep to get his clothes back, my friend that was driving pulls away before the dude gets his pants on. We were all cracking up. Well, except for Scott. Man, he was pissed off.

The weirdest part of the whole story was this one guy that was just standing nearby watching the whole thing with his pants unzipped. That dude was straight up creepy.
So I take you it ended up getting BBQ?
 
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And here we got a wildlife rehabilitator to save the baby starling the dog was carrying around in his mouth. Baby bird was ok, just in shock. I think our dog was trying to be the new mommy.:rolleyes:



WTF is right. Seems like opening number lasts 40 minutes and the Emma Stone character is just useless.



Did anyone know Pants was coming to WDM?
I've been known to save mice from our cats and return them to the outdoors while PapaLew laughs at me... :oops:
 
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Some co-workers of mine decided to grab lunch. We argued for awhile about where to eat. I wanted barbecue, my buddy wanted Chick Fil-A. The guy driving the jeep was all, "Damn, Scott, it's always Chick Fil-A this, Chick Fil-A that. We need to try something new for a change."

After some arguing, the driver goes, "Tell you what, if you want your damn Chick Fil-A so bad, here's what you've gotta do. You need to strip down buck naked, jump out into the parking lot, stare at the street for awhile and try to tie your junk into a knot."

None of us thought he was gonna do it, but Scotty must really wanted a spicy chicken sandwich. After about 10 seconds of contemplation, we come pulling into Chick Fil-A, Scott strips down to what he was born with and does his thing. Then, when he gets back into the jeep to get his clothes back, my friend that was driving pulls away before the dude gets his pants on. We were all cracking up. Well, except for Scott. Man, he was pissed off.

The weirdest part of the whole story was this one guy that was just standing nearby watching the whole thing with his pants unzipped. That dude was straight up creepy.

I apologize for my co-workers creepiness.
 
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Is the rainy Monday afternoon devil:

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Damn you Byerly's and that impossible to resist sale price! Shakes fist in general direction of their Golden Valley store.
 
Is the rainy Monday afternoon devil:

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Damn you Byerly's and that impossible to resist sale price! Shakes fist in general direction of their Golden Valley store.

I could eat the whole box and not sure I would gain another six pounds by my weigh in Friday.:( The boys have me lifting and downing protein powder for the four pounds I have gained in six months and I think the protein powder is kind of gross. I did buy some bacon, maybe that will help. Husband suggests alcohol has a lot of calories without making me feel full:rolleyes:.
 
Doing one of those silly FB quizzes that is trying to guess my level of education.
Question:
20. Who conquered England in 1066, the only time a foreign army has ever conquered Britain in the last 1000 years?

Choices for answer:
Aethelred the Unready Steve the Mildly Competent
William the Conqueror Harold the Flatulent

Not very challenging, but certainly good for a giggle!
 
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I could eat the whole box and not sure I would gain another six pounds by my weigh in Friday.:( The boys have me lifting and downing protein powder for the four pounds I have gained in six months and I think the protein powder is kind of gross. I did buy some bacon, maybe that will help. Husband suggests alcohol has a lot of calories without making me feel full:rolleyes:.
That is so kind, thoughtful and selfless of him to suggest that.
 
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Some co-workers of mine decided to grab lunch. We argued for awhile about where to eat. I wanted barbecue, my buddy wanted Chick Fil-A. The guy driving the jeep was all, "Damn, Scott, it's always Chick Fil-A this, Chick Fil-A that. We need to try something new for a change."

After some arguing, the driver goes, "Tell you what, if you want your damn Chick Fil-A so bad, here's what you've gotta do. You need to strip down buck naked, jump out into the parking lot, stare at the street for awhile and try to tie your junk into a knot."

None of us thought he was gonna do it, but Scotty must really wanted a spicy chicken sandwich. After about 10 seconds of contemplation, we come pulling into Chick Fil-A, Scott strips down to what he was born with and does his thing. Then, when he gets back into the jeep to get his clothes back, my friend that was driving pulls away before the dude gets his pants on. We were all cracking up. Well, except for Scott. Man, he was pissed off.

The weirdest part of the whole story was this one guy that was just standing nearby watching the whole thing with his pants unzipped. That dude was straight up creepy.

POTY nominee.
 
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