Random Thoughts V

[cowgirl836]

I'm not sure if that was to remind me that she loved cats, or a comment on my law school crush, or if she was just goofy bc CG

bingo! it was the latter. It was Me-Ow way of saying it. You know what I mean.

 

[3TrueFans]

Everything is so expensive. Every girl I meet costs money. The strip is kinda ******. The clubs were dead. If I never go back, I would not mind

Every girl every where costs money.

 

[cowgirl836]

also, if BMB fell off the face of the earth when Vegas goes, I'd be good with that. "all around good guy", no you're a ******* *******.

 

[BoxsterCy]

I'm not sure if that was to remind me that she loved cats, or a comment on my law school crush, or if she was just goofy bc CG

It's one of her much admired super powers. :smile:

 

[cowgirl836]

ok, I swear Woo edited that. It was reasons 2 and 3.

 

[jcyclonee]

I mix you up with cooler who has a 7 year old. I was judging you hard there for a second. But you have a 14 year old, don't you?

I do have a 14 year old. In fact I have 2 babysitting-age kids. Yes. Leaving a 7 year old alone would not be good.

 

[cowgirl836]

I do have a 14 year old. In fact I have 2 babysitting-age kids. Yes. Leaving a 7 year old alone would not be good.

not that 14 is like the minimum age limit or anything, I was just like what? You left the 7 year old home alone? And you're making her get her own food? But to a 14 year old, getting to order in food is cool.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

not that 14 is like the minimum age limit or anything, I was just like what? You left the 7 year old home alone? And you're making her get her own food? But to a 14 year old, getting to order in food is cool.

Hey hey hey. She's 8 now. Besides, I put separate bowls out for food and water. I'm not a monster.

 

[WooBadger18]

ok, I swear Woo edited that. It was reasons 2 and 3.

Yeah, I did right after I posted. I realized it was it was also possible it was just a goofy comment

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

Just more fuel to hate vegas more. I have been delayed 8 hours so far and counting.

 

[wxman1]

I have yet to go to Vegas but when we goffer almost everything will be free. It is nice to have rich relatives that live there.

 

[mctallerton]

I have done Vegas by myself a few times. Go out for 2-3 days, gamble, come home. I think maybe you are spending too much time chasing girls and not enough time looking for other things that are worth your while.

 

[isulive2train]

My boss just set a cold beer on my desk and walked away without a word. I feel like I'm being set up. I'm still drinking it. It would be rude not to.

Strawpedo or shotgun that sone of a b!

 

[WooBadger18]

For CG: What do you call a cow with one leg? Lean beef!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

 

[WooBadger18]

Why did the girl fall out of the swing?

Spoiler

She didn't have any arms

Knock knock
Who's there?

Spoiler

Not the girl

I laughed way too hard at that set

 

[GTO]

Why did the girl fall out of the swing?

Spoiler

She didn't have any arms

Knock knock
Who's there?

Spoiler

Not the girl

I laughed way too hard at that set

You should have quit while you were ahead.

 

[00clone]

For CG: What do you call a cow with one leg? Lean beef!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

What do you call a cowgirl with different sized feet? Cowgirl

 

[WooBadger18]

You should have quit while you were ahead.

These are jokes my dad's hearing from little kids during trick or treating. I was never ahead

 

[CysRage]

Just saw this one on twitter. This one wins all the candy.

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@brentblum (just told to me by a 12-year old kid) "What has 52 teeth and can hold back a monster" My zipper

 

[GTO]

Just saw this one on twitter. This one wins all the candy.

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Hi, CysRage! I've never seen you on RTT before.