Random Thoughts V

[alarson]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

But really.. its Alex

 

[isulive2train]

Guys I hear screeching noises outside my window but I'm too afraid to look.

Pants will dream it about and tell you what it was in the morning.

 

[GTO]

I now know what it feels like to be CG

This is how I picture you outside CG's window:

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Pants will dream it about and tell you what it was in the morning.

It's actually very rare that I dream. Generally I don't sleep long enough to get to that state.

 

[BoxsterCy]

So was awaken by big storm and what I thought was either hail falling or acorns being knocked out of the tree at about 5:00 a.m. Didn't get up. Looking outside now and don't see any acorns on the driveway and no leaves knocked off from hail. Therefore, aliens!

 

[jcyclonee]

I was so hoping that somebody would post a Snake Plissken reference.

 

[jcyclonee]

And if I was going to midwife it would be in a stalled elevator.

If there is one thing I've learned from TV and movies it is that stalled elevators are where sexual tension is unleashed.

 

[mctallerton]

So was awaken by big storm and what I thought was either hail falling or acorns being knocked out of the tree at about 5:00 a.m. Didn't get up. Looking outside now and don't see any acorns on the driveway and no leaves knocked off from hail. Therefore, aliens!

That was a really loud storm, woke me up too.

 

[jcyclonee]

My first name is Emily. Wait... no... that's the name I'm taking after the operation (you're welcome to congratulate me on my courage now).

 

[jcyclonee]

That was a really loud storm, woke me up too.

Thirded. Happy though. The yard needed it and I didn't feel like changing the run time on the sprinklers.

 

[cowgirl836]

Woo, you are like my spirit animal. What kind of lawyer are you going to be, again? Can you be my lawyer friend?

 

[cowgirl836]

think we had raccoons fighting in our yard the other night. Weird sounding.

 

[jcyclonee]

think we had raccoons fighting in our yard the other night. Weird sounding.

That was one raccoon and WDSM fighting over the scraps in the discarded pizza box.

 

[WooBadger18]

Woo, you are like my spirit animal. What kind of lawyer are you going to be, again? Can you be my lawyer friend?

I'd love to be your lawyer friend, but I don't know what law yet so I may not be very useful.

 

[VeloClone]

My given name is the same as StateofMind's son.

 

[cowgirl836]

I'd love to be your lawyer friend, but I don't know what law yet so I may not be very useful.

Internet argument law would be helpful to me.

 

[cowgirl836]

so is it like a for real thing that random fan is tuco? His reading comprehension is pretty awful.

 

[isulive2train]

Perhaps it was these two, CG.

 

[jcyclonee]

so is it like a for real thing that random fan is tuco? His reading comprehension is pretty awful.

Good point. As annoying as Tuco was he never seemed overly stupid.

 

[jcyclonee]

I get this a lot

Probably this one too.