Saying f it. Going home and napping, don't care what the boss says. I'm beat.
Random Thoughts IX (The first 8 were probably better)
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Been telling my wife that Baby GTO's hair is out of control and he needs a haircut now for a couple of weeks. She didn't think so, but I told her he looks like a baby Mark Twain. I sent her the picture below and she's now on her way to the haircut place.
I don't remember if we discussed it before but I noticed last night that there was a sequel to Showgirls made in 2011. Could it be worse than the original?
I noticed it when I was looking through Multi Plex on Roku looking for something to watch. I did see they have Street Trash. I saw that once before it was banned. I need to see it again.
I noticed it when I was looking through Multi Plex on Roku looking for something to watch. I did see they have Street Trash. I saw that once before it was banned. I need to see it again.
Ran across some pilot humor and thought WX (and perhaps others) might appreciate it:
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are
renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only
expect one to know one's gate parking location, but
how to get there without any assistance from them. So
it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747)
listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt
ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign
Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active
runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha OneSeven."
The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to
a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are
going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our
gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird
206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was
dark, -- And I didn't land."
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are
renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only
expect one to know one's gate parking location, but
how to get there without any assistance from them. So
it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747)
listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt
ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign
Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active
runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha OneSeven."
The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to
a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are
going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our
gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird
206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was
dark, -- And I didn't land."
White Sox fans tend to hate the Cubs. So do Cardinals fans. Is she from Missouri or the South Side of Chicago?
Last night I had a dream I showed up to a job interview in jeans and a button down.
Nah for a law firm job. but it was fine because I apparently had the ability to stop time so I was able to go home, change into a suit, and come back to do the interview
That one never get's old. Here is another one along with a website full of them.
Allegedly, a Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:
Lufthansa (in German): “Ground, what is our start clearance time?”
Ground (in English): “If you want an answer you must speak in English.”
Lufthansa (in English): “I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?”
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): “Because you lost the bloody war.”
http://aviationhumor.net/atc-quotes/#
Of course not. It is way too big for my basement. It is in garage.
That is in way better shape than the lifeboat I have in the garage from the Lusitania.
Wife just texted me after-haircut picture. Now I miss the curls.
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