Random Thoughts 15: Crystal Clear 2021 Edition

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From the Department of Redundancy Department. The office of the Administrative Assistant to the Assistant Administrator.

That's a nice editing point and, like most good editing points receive, I have to hate you for it.
In this case, someone thinks directions don't apply, so I strengthened the language, but good point.
 
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Serious question, has anyone had a suck employee or co-worker that was somehow transformed into a good or even decent worker? I cannot think of a single one in my lifetime.



Edit: I see I am butting right up against the bad luck of four posts in a row in a single thread. :eek:
I'm struggling too. They usually weren't around long enough for me to see improvement. Typically it's not the right fit for the job, or just plain laziness and/or stupidity -- can't fix either one.
 
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Speaking as a married man with kids. If you can be left alone for long enough that is one amazing threesome, especially on a weekend afternoon.

I second this, but prefer the threesome of me, the couch and the TV if I'd ever be left alone. We married fathers sure do dream big don't we lol.
 
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One of Norm Crosby's most memorable malaprops came from an involved story he told about being a famous pop singer. He described the screaming, adoring female fans who mobbed the stage and "threw themselves prostate at my glands."
 
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Well, in someone's latest round, after I declined a couple of the letters they submitted to historical figures as being outside of our time period, I am informed that Lincoln is outside the time period of our Civil War and Reconstruction course.


Someone is looking to be the greatest of all legends. Same someone is way too smart for all this.
 
Gf sent this over FB messanger yesterday about a picture of the Pella tulips.

"At least we can live bicuriously through pictures of Pella"

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Sounds like you may have a 3some headed your way if you play it right.
 
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Well, in someone's latest round, after I declined a couple of the letters they submitted to historical figures as being outside of our time period, I am informed that Lincoln is outside the time period of our Civil War and Reconstruction course.


Someone is looking to be the greatest of all legends. Same someone is way too smart for all this.
WTF? Lincoln doesn't count in the Civil War and Reconstruction? What kind of historic revision is this?
 
WTF? Lincoln doesn't count in the Civil War and Reconstruction? What kind of historic revision is this?

I want there to be some misunderstanding of the language I used in the assignment.
Nobody else is having this happen, and this person has it on everything, so the odds are it's a sham or some confusion I never would have expected.

But yeah, Lincoln doesn't count, I guess.
 
Some friends and I have started planning a trip to the BWCA this summer and I'm the happiest I've been in a month.
Thank goodness for the vaccine. I can't wait to be in the wilderness.

I'm currently mapping out some areas in the north woods to get to and getting pretty jacked about it. Might shoot up there in two weeks just to get a fix.
 
Yes, I'm wearing brand new shoes while I sit here watching the NFL draft to help stretch them out.

Don't judge.
 
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Yes, I'm wearing brand new shoes while I sit here watching the NFL draft to help stretch them out.

Don't judge.
Playing any sports bingo where you need to drink every time they say quarterback? At least then you’d be running to the bathroom often.
 
Tried the ribs from KwikStar, KwikTrip to you north of Iowa. They are pretty good. 35 minutes in the oven and they were done. Would get them again. Quick and simple.
 
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