Pigskin? Get real.

As long as we are talking about beating Iowa maybe we should use this. Everybody knows Iowa athletes can't win with this...

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And eggplant is neither an egg, nor a plant.

OK, maybe only half-correct.
When I was really young my job was to take the kitchen scraps to our compost pile at the other end of our property. I used to look at where I had thrown egg shells before to see if there were any eggplants growing yet.

There never were.

I also used to procrastinate and not do my job. Invariably I would wait until well after dark so I had to make the trek in the dark. I would walk slowly out there and dump my bucket then run as fast as I possibly could coming back - because everybody knows the monsters won't attack you until you are running away.
 
I heard that several years ago the ISU kickers and punters were trying to microwave the kicking balls to soften them up so they could get a few more yards out of their kicks. It all came to a screeching halt when it started smelling like a barbeque and Mangino tried to eat the footballs. That is when Rhoads had to fire him.

Believe me or not, I don't care. I have sources.
 
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I'm outraged because they call a football a pigskin. It isn't even made out of pig!
I thought discussion of faul campbell was a good idea. Apparently I was wrong.

I'm open to learning more about this topic. May I have another please?
 
What's up with Rugby balls? It isn't quite a soccer ball and isn't quite a football. What unholy union is this a product of?!?
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KU will be using this at their new stadium, which will have hoops at both ends. It is a bit easier to bounce.
 
I'm also outraged that the college football has stripes and the NFL football doesn't. Can't the NFL afford stripes or are they paying the players too much money? Maybe they should shorten their game and add more commercials like college football does.
If we are wanting to discuss stripes, I think I know where this is leading.
 
And while we are at it, I'd like to know what to do with the gridiron? Are there any good recipies?
 
I heard that several years ago the ISU kickers and punters were trying to microwave the kicking balls to soften them up so they could get a few more yards out of their kicks. It all came to a screeching halt when it started smelling like a barbeque and Mangino tried to eat the footballs. That is when Rhoads had to fire him.

Believe me or not, I don't care. I have sources.

Sources cloae to the program or just...sources?
 

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