Matty told Hatty: "That's the thing to do
Get you someone really to pull the wool with you."
Wooly bully, wooly bully
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully
The pyjama people are boring me to pieces
Feel like I am wasting my time
They all got flannel up 'n down 'em
A little trap-door back aroun' 'em
An' some cozy little footies on their mind
As I walked out on the streets of Laredo.
As I walked out on Laredo one day,
I spied a young cowboy wrapped in white linen
Wrapped in white linen as cold as the clay.
That's my toaster over there
It was mine before we married
I bought it fair and square
And that's my purple Persian
Oriental polyester continental rug on the floor