***Official Insider Information Weekly Mailbag 01-08-2020***

[NWICY]

Nice job gentleman. A fun read as always.

 

[NWICY]

when i look back at life 5 years from now, doing this mailbag will be something im not proud of.

Or if your life goes poorly it could be the high point.

 

[CloniesForLife]

when i look back at life 5 years from now, doing this mailbag will be something im not proud of.

What if you have peaked? I think that is more likely.

 

[jcyclonee]

@Gunnerclone asks: Two low maintenance nickels or one high maintenance dime?
Pants: Once again, two is too much work, low or high maintenance. Give me the dime.
GTO: Two low maintenance nickels. I hate high maintenance coins because they just don’t try hard enough. A low maintenance coin will actually put in the effort.
Cy$: One high maintenance dime. More options to either keep the dime or split it into two 2 low maintenance nickels, 1 nickel and 5 basic pennies, or 10 basic pennies. I’m glad we finally don’t have a question about girls or my girl struggles.

Not about girls? I'm pretty sure Gunner's asking if you'd rather have two low maintenance 5's or one high maintenance 10.

@Cyched again: If there's an exception to every rule, isn't there an exception to that rule?
Pants: That’s not a rule, that’s a colloquium.

Now that I'm 50, I'm still putting off having my colloquim checked until my doctor says it's absolutely necessary.

@CoachHines3 with an existential question: why am I the way I am?
Cy$: ... Not having a lady also has to be difficult (I would know)....

Having a lady is difficult too.

@SCyclone asks: Now that Kirk Cousins has finally won a playoff/prime time/big stage game, does this mean we have to quit giving him $hit about his big, guaranteed contract?
GTO: Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.
Pants: I’ve never said anything positive or negative about Cousins. Unless they’re hot cousins.
Cy$: You like that?

Taking off my purple-tinted glasses (hard to do when you are a purple-helmeted warrior like I am), I still cut Kirk Cousins some slack. His grandma was friends with my mom and his favorite restaurant is Shake Shack and Shake Shack is awesome.

@VegasCy asks: What is your best post of all time?
GTO: Probably the thread I started about Hawkeyes in the NBA. That first post had close to a hundred likes/winners. I really didn’t expect that.

If any post ever deserved all the likes, this is the one that deserved all the likes.

Cy$: ...This occurred during the summer, and the temperature was roughly 75 degrees, humidity at 13%.

13% humidity in the summer? Which terrorist camp in southern Libya were you hanging out at when you did this Tootsie Roll test?

 

[jcyclonee]

when i look back at life 5 years from now, doing this mailbag will be something im not proud of.

So, are you proud of it? It took me about 5 years to read this masterpiece.

 

[NWICY]

@jcyclonee , coming on strong to become the next guest answerer.

 

[BCClone]

Not about girls? I'm pretty sure Gunner's asking if you'd rather have two low maintenance 5's or one high maintenance 10.

Now that I'm 50, I'm still putting off having my colloquim checked until my doctor says it's absolutely necessary.


Having a lady is difficult too.

Taking off my purple-tinted glasses (hard to do when you are a purple-helmeted warrior like I am), I still cut Kirk Cousins some slack. His grandma was friends with my mom and his favorite restaurant is Shake Shack and Shake Shack is awesome.

If any post ever deserved all the likes, this is the one that deserved all the likes.

13% humidity in the summer? Which terrorist camp in southern Libya were you hanging out at when you did this Tootsie Roll test?

Purple helmeted warrior ?? WAY MORE INFO THAN I CARE TO KNOW!!!!

 

[Cy$]

So, are you proud of it? It took me about 5 years to read this masterpiece.

No

 

[BCClone]

No

Know

 

[VeloClone]

Pants: Because it’s a heater that makes water hot. Come on guys, your command of the english language is embarrassing.

No it is redundant just like your PIN number, VIN number and ATM machine. That is why you see when you go to buy one that they are called water heaters, not hot water heaters.





(English )

 

[jcyclonee]

@jcyclonee , coming on strong to become the next guest answerer.

I thought it was awarded a long time ago by @CloneLawman to @BCClone. As legal counsel to this mailbag, he really should be seeking considerations for BC's breach of contract.

 

[Cy$]

Or if your life goes poorly it could be the high point.

can't get any worse than last year.

 

[Cy$]

yep. Still regret doing this.

 

[GTO]

yep. Still regret doing this.

Bet you wish you were able to answer all the upcoming post-KU questions. Luckily we have a superstar guest joining us this week.

 

[Sigmapolis]

Why do you all hate cats so much?

I love my fluffy kitty buddies so much.