***Official Friday Confessions Thread***
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True. I will take the method of paying it forward. If it happens to you, pass on to the next sucker. Pretty soon, ******** in the dark will be customary.
I was in a bathroom stall at work one time...and there was guy in the stall next one over. I could tell by his shadow play on the floor that he was popping off his skin flute. I leaned down and studied the shoes he was wearing for later investigation. Twenty minutes later..I walked up and down the cubicles until I found the culprit which turned out to be a temp.
I let him go that afternoon.
I let him go that afternoon.
Does this work for you:
(original link was pulling from facebook so I uploaded to tinypic)
Does this work for you:
(original link was pulling from facebook so I uploaded to tinypic)
That works. Facebook and twitter pics are the ones I never see.
You are a good man Agro.
Also, poor cat. That little girl probably thinks that she's just showing it how much she loves it.
I would argue that this little "mental health break" may have made him a more productive employee.
I assume in the era of smartphones, that everyone in a bathroom stall is cranking one out, unless I can smell the deuce.
I have 2, but none are about poop. I hope I'm still allowed to post them:
1. For the longest time I thought that in the Carole King song, "Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow", she sang, "Can I believe the magic of your size?" And wondered why she would sing about how big her boyfriend's ***** was. It seemed kind of crude and out of place for the song, and her image. Also, it was a girl group hit in the early 60's and I wondered how it ever got on the air. Only in the last 10 years or so did I finally realize she meant "the magic of your sighs". Now every time I hear the song I thing about what a dumb **** I was.
2. What's the deal with people driving around in convertibles with the top down, front windows down and the two little back windows up? I think there ought to be some branch of the government that confiscates any vehicle driven in such a manner and gives it to someone who isn't a complete and total dork.
1. For the longest time I thought that in the Carole King song, "Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow", she sang, "Can I believe the magic of your size?" And wondered why she would sing about how big her boyfriend's ***** was. It seemed kind of crude and out of place for the song, and her image. Also, it was a girl group hit in the early 60's and I wondered how it ever got on the air. Only in the last 10 years or so did I finally realize she meant "the magic of your sighs". Now every time I hear the song I thing about what a dumb **** I was.
2. What's the deal with people driving around in convertibles with the top down, front windows down and the two little back windows up? I think there ought to be some branch of the government that confiscates any vehicle driven in such a manner and gives it to someone who isn't a complete and total dork.
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I've plugged toilets in the best hotels and restaurants on 6 continents.
Just did it again 2 weeks ago in Anaheim and the overflow was noteworthy.
"work load" nice. You can't blame him, he was just excited to be in the stall next to you.
If you all would just use the words pee and poop instead of **** and ****, I wouldn't get lost as to who is ******* on the floor and who is ******** on the floor. ****. 
Yeah, that's kind of a **** move. Fire a guy for wanking? Its not like he did it all over your face or anything.
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