***Official Friday Confession Thread***

[2020cy]

I confess I just read my death thread while on the crapper.

What .. wait.. you're still alive or is this somebody that stole your identity.

 

[SNEDDS3]

What .. wait.. you're still alive or is this somebody that stole your identity.

I'm pretty sure no one wants my identity. Im now kinda like Yoda and Obi Wan after they passed.

 

[zwclones51]

Pretty sure I just saw Fran Mcaffery at the Casey's in Waukee.

First instinct was to look around for a chair and throw it at his face and have my face turn bright red.

 

[CarlHungus]

I hate using condoms; I dont feel anything. I didnt mind them that much when I was only getting freaky with condoms, but ever since I stopped using them its like I cant go back

 

[SNEDDS3]

I was just watching sportscenter and they referred to Brandt Snedeker as Snedds, I giggled. That's my NAME!!!

 

[cychhosis]

I just heard "Sweet Caroline" and had tears.

 

[cyclonespiker33]

I confess that last night I jersey turnpiked. Probably gonna do it again tonight.

 

[CloneFan319]

I confess that last night I jersey turnpiked. Probably gonna do it again tonight.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYUZtm1Cpko]Face Down Ass Up!!! - YouTube[/ame]

 

[jbindm]

Last night I put on a pair of pants that I hadn't worn in over a year. They barely fit now, so I guess it's time to get back on the running trail. Marriage and kids will absolutely wreck your workout routine.