Need mustache euphemisms

theyork · Apr 17, 2010

working on my thesis exhibition and need some other words for mustache. the funnier the better, but all will help

burn587 · Apr 17, 2010

Who wants a mustache ride!?

Sorry I had to get the super troopers reference before anyone else.

ISUAgronomist · Apr 17, 2010

burn587 said:
Who wants a mustache ride!?

Sorry I had to get the super troopers reference before anyone else.

Damn, beat me to it.

Tarbox · Apr 17, 2010

SwirlingFloater · Apr 17, 2010

Womb broom

baller21 · Apr 17, 2010

flavor saver

theyork · Apr 17, 2010

womb broom! epic

jdoggivjc · Apr 17, 2010

Pornstache is always a winner...

baller21 · Apr 17, 2010

dirty sanchez?

wartknight · Apr 17, 2010

tickler

jsmith86 · Apr 17, 2010

dirt squirrel

Thornhill · Apr 17, 2010

Soup Strainer

IlliniCy · Apr 17, 2010

Cookie Duster

isubeatle · Apr 17, 2010

the Tom Selleck?

HOTDON · Apr 17, 2010

We refer to the one a guy at work wears as his "prodigious pushbroom". It is also "stache-tastic" from time to time.

LindenCy · Apr 17, 2010

IlliniCy said:
Cookie Duster

Thornhill said:
Soup Strainer

And pushbroom can all be found on this Ned Flanders site: The Simpsons Archive: The Ned Flandiddly-anders File

I think Flanders has more names for it and that might help.

Covenant Clone · Apr 17, 2010

Is that a caterpillar on your lip? :biggrin:

besserheimerphat · Apr 18, 2010

No I'm just happy to see you.:wideeyed:

baller21 · Apr 18, 2010

Got milkstache?

Ana Ivanovic does. Milk does a body good.