MBB Recruit in Ames Today?

[nhclone]

Maybe Gary Anderson had a son, just kickin' it here in Ames.

Hopefully they didn't serve his food in a bowl. Either that or hopefully they had someone trained in the heimlich maneuver.

 

[CycloneErik]

OH boy. I was wearing a red basketball hoodie today. But I was in Parkersburg, so my sources are telling me it wasn't me either.

BUT CAN YOUR SOURCES BE TRUSTED?!?!?!?

HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW IF THIS IS A MAJOR OR MINOR STORY?!?!?!?

CW NEEDZ TO STOP SHAVING AND SOLVE THIS THING RIGHT NOW!!!!!









Or we can just keep flinging things around. It's all good to me.

 

[cy8]

I know who it was,
























It was me.

 

[Cyclonepride]

A dedicated Cyclone fan would have lurked outside their booth, waited for them to leave, and then collected DNA samples from the entire scene.

 

[vmbplayer]

If it helps I was wearing something like this at BWW earlier today:

Sorry for the confusion.

 

[Cyclonepride]

If it helps I was wearing something like this at BWW earlier today:

Sorry for the confusion.

Are you Poseidon's wife?

 

[vmbplayer]

Are you Poseidon's wife?

No, but the BWW food and beverage has provided me with some really big moobs

 

[CycloneErik]

If it helps I was wearing something like this at BWW earlier today:

Sorry for the confusion.

Again? How many of those outfits do you have?

 

[vmbplayer]

Again? How many of those outfits do you have?

What can I say? I really enjoy the feeling of an unfurnished basement provided by wearing a toga. I also like the attention I garner when carrying a trident.

 

[alarson]

What can I say? I really enjoy the feeling of an unfurnished basement provided by wearing a toga. I also like the attention I garner when carrying a trident.

Im kind of glad i didnt come up for tourney watching now.

 

[timappelgate]

Let Me Mayor Wear Hoodies?

 

[dbronco7sc]

Well then, I drove by a bus stop at 11 a.m. here in South Dakota. I definately saw a kid wearing a red hoodie (zip-up). And he definately looked like a kid that would be named Calvin... he could have been a Kevin though. It was hard to tell as I only caught a glance as I drove by and at the time I didn't think anything of it.

Tomorrow, I'll drive by again and if I see the kid, I'll follow him throughout the day and see if he eats at BWW.

I drove by again today and here's the scoop:

I saw the kid at the bus stop again today when I drove by and stopped to chat with him. I asked him if his name was Calvin, and he said no, it's Timmy, but he DOES have an uncle named Steve.

Anyway... he's a 3'9" combo guard and his favorite periods in school are gym and recess. Now, I know you guys are thinking that we have enough guards already, but, I think I can see why Fred might be recruiting him:

Turns out, Timmy's best friends with another kid, Mike, who is the concensus #1 pick in gym class regardless of activity (Timmy usually gets picked 3rd or 4th). Mike is a 4'4" Forward that has a Five Star notebook.

I'm guessing Fred's going after them as a package deal. The downside is they both said that they don't like doing homework, and neither of them even know what the ACT or SAT is so they might have a tough time qualifying academically.

By the way, Timmy was wearing a gray hoodie with a "Hilltop Elementary School" logo on it... and yesterday he said he was carrying a plastic fork with him for his lunch, so I can see where people might have thought he had a trident with him.

Oh... I almost forgot... this is inside information so don't go telling everyone about this because we don't want to get a recruiting violation or anything from me talking to them.

 

[CycloneErik]

Thanks for the update, Bronco! We can all sleep more easily tonight.

Or can we?

 

[isubeatle]

Maybe it was a new pep band drummer recruit?

 

[CycloneErik]

Maybe it was a new pep band drummer recruit?

Maybe Fred can start recruiting for Cyclone Alley, because we haven't complained about them for a while.

 

[Ciclone]

Iowa State basketball studies over each directory. Iowa State basketball mends. Should some guy in a hoodie ring Iowa State basketball? Iowa State basketball purges past some guy in a hoodie.

Sincerely,
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[only4cy]

Saw a guy with a Boeing hoody running on a treadmill with arms extended. He looked confused when I asked him if he was an ISU basketball recruit, and muttered something about not having enough lift.