Man Dies After Shark Attack

[Farnsworth]

This thread seems a bit over the line. Ban on OP?

Had to go to page one to see who OP was first......

 

[Farnsworth]

This thread seems a bit over the line. Ban on OP?

If that doesn't make sense, because it's down instead of up...

 

[Farnsworth]

Solution:

 

[CloneLawman]

I was thinking t-shirts..........

But not undies, methinks.

 

[CloneLawman]

This thread seems a bit over the line. Ban on OP?

But if we do that, wouldn't the OP really be getting the shaft?

 

[Knownothing]

The story mentioned him getting his junk. It off about ten times. A little excessive

 

[Doc]

I'd rather be dead than live with no penis.

I don't know. Sometimes I think that thing causes more problems than it has benefits.

 

[intrepid27]

Before we get too hung up on what dachshunds look like we should probably remember that dachshund is German for badger hound. They were bred to go into burrows and take out badgers. When in packs they also could take on larger animals like wild boars.

I sold feed for five years and had to deal with a lot of dogs. Got bit three times. Once by a Blue Heeler and TWICE by wiener dogs. They are bad dudes.

 

[SpokaneCY]

I'd rather be dead than live with no penis.

Not married?

 

[SpokaneCY]

But not undies, methinks.

You'd save money by not having the pouch.

 

[deadeyededric]

Not married?

I'm not

 

[jcyclonee]

I don't know. Sometimes I think that thing causes more problems than it has benefits.

But the benefits are fantastic. I don't receive these benefits as often as I used to but they're still great when I receive them.

 

[NorthCyd]

 

[Doc]

But the benefits are fantastic. I don't receive these benefits as often as I used to but they're still great when I receive them.

Yeah, I’m not certain how everything works, but I think with a little bit of open-mindedness and creativity you can still get the same benefits in a more efficient manner. Somebody who has inseminated a horse help me out here.

 

[GTO]

Teddy bear= Shih Tzu/Maltese mix.

8 lbs of fury.

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Death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth!

That dog seems perfect for an ewok costume.