Man Colds
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About 3 years ago, a few days before moving to a new house, I got violently I'll with something. Puking and shitting and fevers and chills - just awful. At one point while sitting on the toilet I started feeling nauseous and, as I leaned forward to not puke into my underwear, I passed out. Fell off the toilet and landed on my nose, breaking it. Wife heard the bang from downstairs and thought a bookcase had fallen over. Came into the bathroom where I was just coming too, covered in blood and puke with my pants at my ankles.
I was still a little off while moving, mostly from being so dehydrated and not eating for 2 days.
I was still a little off while moving, mostly from being so dehydrated and not eating for 2 days.
My colds are at least 50 times worse than anything my wife ever gets.
I had a client tell me that child birth felt like pooping a watermelon.
That is all the comparison I needed.
Dude, that’s like a night after Taco Bell, big deal.I had a client tell me that child birth felt like pooping a watermelon.
That is all the comparison I needed.
If my mom taught me one thing it was that if I ever acted like my dad when he was sick or hurt she would disown me, no decent woman would ever marry me, and I’d rightfully die alone.
Some people are just over performers. Quitting soda, tobacco and only drinking filtered water seems to have slowed my super power.
Yeah but that's like telling a woman to breath through the contractions, helps your body progress nah I want drugs! I want to not feel that ****!
Especially when you get to the dry heaves part when there is nothing left but you just keep wretching until your entire body hurts.
I had a client tell me that child birth felt like pooping a watermelon.
That is all the comparison I needed.
See not near as bad as a man cold.