Locker room security for Saturday?

Much more worried about your fans attacking our players/staff than their stuff getting stolen. As long as you have enough police around to keep your fans from fighting KF, things should work out fine.


the pompous-azz program from IC invading little 'ol Ames....with their big 10-gallon hats and no cattle

I remember in the 80's-90's, the chicago press ripped at Hayden Fry when he'd fly in that fat-azz state tropper from Texas to protect him from the DANGEROUS Northwestern student section

Their crimes? The NW student tradition would be to lob marshmallows at the opposing sideline

i kid you not. That is how huge Hayden's ego was---and still is

And Faden Hayden vegging in Nevada, he was the one who requested the U of Iowa jump-start the ANF promo 3-4 yrs ago---to feed his enormous ego. That is why he comes back to Iowa City constantly.
 
Hopefully there won't be a problem then. I just know that your fanbase, and AD, don't handle losing real well.

You know who really doesn't handle losing well?

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the pompous-azz program from IC invading little 'ol Ames....with their big 10-gallon hats and no cattle

I remember in the 80's-90's, the chicago press ripped at Hayden Fry when he'd fly in that fat-azz state tropper from Texas to protect him from the DANGEROUS Northwestern student section

Their crimes? The NW student tradition would be to lob marshmallows at the opposing sideline

i kid you not. That is how huge Hayden's ego was---and still is

And Faden Hayden vegging in Nevada, he was the one who requested the U of Iowa jump-start the ANF promo 3-4 yrs ago---to feed his enormous ego. That is why he comes back to Iowa City constantly.
Hayden is still the man-suck it, Jamby!!
 
It would be trolling at the professional level if the AD hired armed guards to check ID's going in & out of the visitors' locker room...ALL ID's...including the ones of those in uniform.
*evil grin*

This is actually the logical thing to do since Iowa made such a big stink about their own students being criminals at ISU games.
 
Does anyone know if Pollard sent a letter to Iowa warning them that their locker room may be at risk for theft from their own student leaders?

If not, will there be increased security so that ISU won't get accused again?

Well played. Nicely done.
 
This is actually the logical thing to do since Iowa made such a big stink about their own students being criminals at ISU games.

Actually, I have inside information and a leaked photo, ISU is planning on using the old "truck stop bathroom" keychain to ensure the key is safe...look for Captain Kirk to be carrying this around.

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I'm more concerned for the safety of the females in Ames this weekend with all the potential sex offenders headed from the campus in Iowa City.

All joking aside though, I once talked to the truck driver from Decker Trucklines who drives the ISU truck to away games and he says Iowa City is the 1 place he hates driving to because it's the only place he stays the night in the truck because usually some idiots are trying to vandalize it, even with it parked right outside the stadium where there is some kind of security nearby.

I'm pretty much done going to Iowa City for this game, absolutely the worst experiences I've had going to a road game and I'm sure many others here have plenty of stories too. I've always had the mindset of don't look or say anything in the general vicinity of a Hawk fan in IC but that still doesn't prevent the beer cans being thrown at you to and from the stadium, some idiots getting up in your face even though you don't even acknowledge them, etc. My brother and his roommate didn't even get parked 1 year in IC without some jagoff throwing a beer bottle at their car just because it had ISU vanity plates. I realize that Hawk fans probably have similar stories of their experiences in Ames but from my own personal experiences I honestly feel that how ISU fans are treated in IC is far worse than how ISU fans treat Hawk fans in Ames for this game.
 

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