Least Favorite ESPN analyst

[enisthemenace]

I believe this is a loaded question, since most if not all of these people are amongst the most annoying people on the planet, but I digress.

I'm watching the US Open and I just can't help my disdain for Chris Berman, and he's being somewhat tame.

Any others that jump out?

 

[xboxfever]

Cris Carter, Keyshawn Johnson, and Chris Berman I dislike greatly. However, their is no one worse than Lou Holtz and **** Vitale. Would rather shove a fork in my eye socket than listen to those two.

 

[Tre4ISU]

Pat Forde and it's not close.

 

[CrossCyed]

Berman is near the top of the hatelist.

 

[IcSyU]

Cris Carter, Keyshawn Johnson, and Chris Berman I dislike greatly. However, their is no one worse than Lou Holtz and **** Vitale. Would rather shove a fork in my eye socket than listen to those two.

Why wouldn't you shove it in your ear instead? Otherwise you're missing an eye and you can still hear them.

 

[fnclone]

Mark May, Kirk Herbstreit, Lou Holtz, Chris Carter, Keyshawn

 

[cyfan964]

Pat Forde and it's not close.

Truer words were never typed.

 

[enisthemenace]

Pat Forde and it's not close.

Oh, I don't know. Not saying I disagree with you, but there is a lot to choose from.

Stuart Scott - what demographic is he really trying to reach? He reminds me of a more self-confident Carlton from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire.

Scott Van Pelt - recently starting using a new catch phrase, and I can't figure out whether he's using it to discribe anything or if he just likes saying the word.

Bob Ley - reminds me of when Bart Simpson is the news anchor reporting on "Bart's People". Everything is more important than what it really is.

All of these guys don't really come close to Berman for me.

 

[Tre4ISU]

Truer words were never typed.

At least someone is on my side in this thread. I will stay in here.

 

[Rods79]

Mark May, and it is not even close.

 

[enisthemenace]

At least someone is on my side in this thread. I will stay in here.

You gettin beat up somewhere else, yaman? That's not cool.

 

[LeSchmick]

Stuart Scott, Chris Berman, Scot Van Pelt

 

[BCPanther]

Orestes Destrada and Eric Young.

Neither one of them can even talk...

 

[MFT]

Quite honestly, i do not watch this channel when something other than college football is on...could not stand sportscenter anymore. When i hit the info. button on my remote, sportscenter is described as a "hip, award-winning sports program"-nothing could be farther from the truth.
Annoying is the only word i can use.

 

[Cydkar]

I never watch ESPN except for the actual event.

Berman sucks though.

 

[fnclone]

Joe Schad can't finish a sentence to save his life.

 

[Rods79]

Joe Schad can't finish a sentence to save his life.

But he can sure tweet himself into non-existence.

 

[jimmy22]

Stuart Scott's act was tiresome by '98. Berman's act had grown stale several years before that.

While not an analyst, I have to mention Pamela Ward. How she ever got a college football play-by-play gig I'll never know. Automatic channel change whenever I hear her voice, much like the current Staples commercial.

 

[enisthemenace]

Stuart Scott's act was tiresome by '98. Berman's act had grown stale several years before that.

While not an analyst, I have to mention Pamela Ward. How she ever got a college football play-by-play gig I'll never know. Automatic channel change whenever I hear her voice, much like the current Staples commercial.

I was just thinking about Pam Ward. She makes my skin crawl.

 

[clonedude]

1. Lou Holtz- cheated everywhere he's been, and he can't speak. Not a good combo.

2. Stuart Scott- no explanation required.

3. Chris Berman- same as #2.