I should mention that I'm 26 years old. I think age is an important factor in everyone's experience.
Well so far so good. Had the procedure done late this afternoon. Paid $3900 and got a free 16GB iPod Nano, $50 iTunes gift card, and t-shirt.
When they called me back they had me sit in a little "relaxation room" where they had cloth screen walls between other patients doing the same thing. I sat in a massaging recliner. They gave me 2 mg of Ativan to help me relax. The nurse answered any questions and explained the post-op instructions and eye-drop schedule. They gave me a couple drops of antibiodic before the surgery.
About an hour after sitting around waiting it was finally my turn. I walked into the surgery room and laid down on the operating bed. The doctor explained what he was doing at every step. He taped both my eyelids open and put something around my eye to prevent blinking. They put a few different drops in my eye including a numbing agent and more antibiotic. Next was the worst part of the whole surgery, IMO, the suction ring that they put on my eye to hold it in place. They have to put an uncomfortable amount of pressure on your eye. But it's not terrible. Then they use the lasers to cut the flap. The doctor then flips the flap over. Next is the main show, the LASIK lasers. You stare at a light while you feel a bunch of tiny little taps on your eye and you smell a little bit of burning flesh (not bad though). You really don't feel much. Then the doctor puts the flap back into place and lets it sit for a couple minutes to heal before taking everything off your eye. Then they repeat the process for the other eye.
After the procedure I got up and took a picture with the doctor. My eyes hurt a little bit but it wasn't bad yet and I could see pretty well! Just blurry. I went back to the relaxation chair while my chauffeur pulled the car around to the back. They cleaned up around my eyes, put in another antibiotic drop, gave me a pair of sunglasses, then walked me to the car. By this time my eyes were starting to burn and throb more. The car ride home pretty much sucked, it was about a 45 minute trip. I stopped and had my chauffeur pick up some advil and benadryl for the pain and to help me sleep. It felt like I had been punched in both eyes. I tried to keep them closed and sleep, but couldn't until I got home. Once I got home I laid down and almost immediately fell asleep. Thankfully.
When I woke up about 4-5 hours later, my pain was practically gone, and I could see even better! I put in all of my drops. It's still a little blurry and there are halos around bright lights, but I can see pretty good. I'm gonna stay up for a couple hours then go back to sleep. Can't wait until the morning. My follow-up visit is at 9 AM.
What an experience.