Kum & Gone

[isufbcurt]

Maybe I will trademark and start "Kum & Pump"

 

[BCClone]

Maybe I will trademark and start "Kum & Pump"

Go simple

Kum In

 

[Cy Hard]

Cumming & Going Full or Self-Service Pumps are available 24/7! If you opt for the Full-Service please tip your attendant once your pumping has completed.

 

[247cy]

Get "Pump -n- Munch" on the expansion bandwagon to get them outside of Minneapolis.
Or the much preferred "Munch -n- Pump" to make it beyond a few shops in Missouri.

 

[ISU_Guy]

I always thought it would be good marketing to give a little debbie "creme pie" if you spend over a certain amount at their store. But my mind has never left the gutter in my life.

 

[Trice]

Maybe I will trademark and start "Kum & Pump"

The Pump should precede the Kum, should it not?

 

[Walden4Prez]

Ejaculate and evacuate

 

[motorcy90]

rip to jizz and split.

 

[Candide]

I was using a Kum and Go bathroom in Ames - one on Dayton road and in the bathroom was a needle disposer like you see at a doctor's office. Who is shooting up in a gas station bathroom?

Diabetics.

 

[Gunnerclone]

The Pump should precede the Kum, should it not?

Depends on how old you are and how much experience you have.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Diabetics.

I would not pick a public bathroom to do that.

 

[cyclonespiker33]

Ejaculate and evacuate

Jizz and jet

 

[Candide]

I would not pick a public bathroom to do that.

I don't want to use a public bathroom for anything, ever, but I travel more than 10 minutes from my house most days.

 

[FerShizzle]

Go simple

Kum In

Kum Honor

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

Who is going to step up and start a new chain of gas stations in Cumming? We need a hero to standup to these foreign invaders from Utah and carry on the kum legacy.

Rebranding Kum and Go absolutely leaves the door wide open for Kwik Star to grab even more market share in DSM, especially WDM.

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

Guzzlers Pump and Pack

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

Perhaps those Utah boys wide prefer Soak and Smoke

 

[BryceC]

Perhaps those Utah boys wide prefer Soak and Smoke

GROSS

 

[cdface]

Ejaculate and evacuate

 

[FarmClone]

The Pump should precede the Kum, should it not?

Look at the ego on this guy.