Add the 4 corners and 4 leftovers from the ACC in a few years, and it's coast to coast and 20 teams.
They'll call it the "Sea to Shining Sea" conference or the "Beautiful America" conference or some crap like that. Or go full on league sponsorship - call it "The Venti Conference presented by Starbucks".
Since it's all 2nd tier teams, all that ever comes to mind for me is the Shoveller's speech in Mystery Men:
There’s no use waiting for the cavalry, because as of this moment, the cavalry is us. This is our fight, whether we like it or not. Just we few. We’re not your classic superheroes. We’re not the favorites. We’re the other guys. The ones nobody ever bets on. We’re all in over our heads and we know it. But if we take on this fight, those of us who survive it will forever after show our scars with pride and say, “That’s right. I was there. I fought the good fight.”