Isaiah Stokes visiting 9/24

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Prior to Stokes visiting UNC, I just want him to realize these are all existing laws in the state of North Carolina:

It’s against the law to sing off key.
Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.
If a man and a woman who aren’t married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart.
It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
A three dollar tax must be paid on all white goods sold.
Organizations may not hold their meetings while the members present are in costume.
Bingo games may not last over 5 hours unless it is held at a fair.

I don't know about Iowa, but up here in MN, you can generally get a loaf of cheap white bread for about $1.29 or about $2.59 for the better stuff. If you're paying $3 just in tax on white bread, that seems like a precious waste of a student's disposable income.

Also, what else are you going to do with your pet elephant?
 
If Stokes is just a backup plan for UNC then I like our chances. If they are prioritizing him then there is no way he doesn't go there. Lets hope that other PF that is visiting this weekend with Stokes commits to UNC so that they don't need him as bad
 
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